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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
razzle-dazzle toaster
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
razzle-dazzle toaster
  10/13/25
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offensive vengeful nursing home prole
  10/15/25
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black confused parlour
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
Supple Abusive Newt
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
outnumbered lake bawdyhouse stock car
  10/11/25
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cream demanding site
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
Awkward razzle pervert kitty
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
geriatric garrison becky
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
Awkward razzle pervert kitty
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Erotic Forum
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
pea-brained telephone wagecucks
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
outnumbered lake bawdyhouse stock car
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
ebony swashbuckling gaming laptop foreskin
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
insane rehab
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Plum Shaky Trailer Park Background Story
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
galvanic school cafeteria community account
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
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outnumbered lake bawdyhouse stock car
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Plum Shaky Trailer Park Background Story
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Onyx Half-breed
  10/14/25
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outnumbered lake bawdyhouse stock car
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
slimy sanctuary roommate
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Onyx Half-breed
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
concupiscible drab locus laser beams
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Avocado curious coffee pot plaza
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
offensive vengeful nursing home prole
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
mischievous senate milk
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Onyx Half-breed
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Avocado curious coffee pot plaza
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
mischievous senate milk
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Avocado curious coffee pot plaza
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Onyx Half-breed
  10/12/25
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mischievous senate milk
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Onyx Half-breed
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Marvelous Lettuce
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
bonkers house
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
overrated racy goal in life
  10/13/25
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mischievous senate milk
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
chartreuse halford ceo
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle toaster

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle toaster

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: offensive vengeful nursing home prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: black confused parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Supple Abusive Newt

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: outnumbered lake bawdyhouse stock car

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: cream demanding site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Awkward razzle pervert kitty

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: geriatric garrison becky

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: Awkward razzle pervert kitty

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Erotic Forum

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: pea-brained telephone wagecucks

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: outnumbered lake bawdyhouse stock car

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: ebony swashbuckling gaming laptop foreskin

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: insane rehab

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Plum Shaky Trailer Park Background Story

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria community account

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: outnumbered lake bawdyhouse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Plum Shaky Trailer Park Background Story

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Onyx Half-breed

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: outnumbered lake bawdyhouse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: slimy sanctuary roommate

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Onyx Half-breed

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: concupiscible drab locus laser beams

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Avocado curious coffee pot plaza

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: offensive vengeful nursing home prole

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Onyx Half-breed

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Avocado curious coffee pot plaza

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Avocado curious coffee pot plaza

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Onyx Half-breed

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: mischievous senate milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Onyx Half-breed

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Lettuce

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: bonkers house

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: overrated racy goal in life

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: mischievous senate milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: chartreuse halford ceo

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346710)