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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
salmon roommate
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
Sexy roast beef
  11/24/25
No
Carnelian Aggressive Garrison Really Tough Guy
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
salmon roommate
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Magenta pit
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Carnelian Aggressive Garrison Really Tough Guy
  11/24/25
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Twinkling angry hospital
  11/25/25
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costumed exhilarant library
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Twinkling angry hospital
  11/24/25
dot or feather
salmon roommate
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Twinkling angry hospital
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
salmon roommate
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Twinkling angry hospital
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Khaki Cracking Stage
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
salmon roommate
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Khaki Cracking Stage
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
salmon roommate
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Khaki Cracking Stage
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Marvelous cordovan space telephone
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
Sexy roast beef
  11/24/25
yes
Electric pink police squad
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Heady Main People Mexican
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
salmon roommate
  11/24/25
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impertinent well-lubricated meetinghouse
  11/24/25
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Irate duck-like school
  11/24/25
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mustard kitty cat
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
180 whorehouse knife
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
salmon roommate
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
180 whorehouse knife
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
ultramarine location
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
Bistre mind-boggling prole
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
maniacal toaster cruise ship
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Sexy roast beef
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Wild amber puppy lettuce
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
impertinent well-lubricated meetinghouse
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
lime principal's office legal warrant
  11/24/25
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Razzle-dazzle startling set wrinkle
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
free-loading boistinker jew
  11/24/25
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provocative pearl cumskin
  11/25/25
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salmon roommate
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
abnormal piazza
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Heady Main People Mexican
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
hyperactive party of the first part lay
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
charismatic opaque spot persian
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
abnormal piazza
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
low-t aphrodisiac indian lodge alpha
  11/25/25
...
Kenneth Play
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Chrome erotic mother point
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
exciting casino
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
fairy knight
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: salmon roommate

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Sexy roast beef

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Aggressive Garrison Really Tough Guy

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: salmon roommate

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Magenta pit

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Carnelian Aggressive Garrison Really Tough Guy

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Twinkling angry hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: costumed exhilarant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Twinkling angry hospital

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: salmon roommate

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Twinkling angry hospital

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: salmon roommate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Twinkling angry hospital

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Khaki Cracking Stage

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: salmon roommate

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Khaki Cracking Stage

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: salmon roommate

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Khaki Cracking Stage

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Marvelous cordovan space telephone

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Sexy roast beef

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Electric pink police squad

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Heady Main People Mexican

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: salmon roommate

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: impertinent well-lubricated meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Irate duck-like school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: mustard kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse knife

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: salmon roommate

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse knife

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: ultramarine location

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Bistre mind-boggling prole

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: maniacal toaster cruise ship

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Sexy roast beef

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Wild amber puppy lettuce

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: impertinent well-lubricated meetinghouse

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: lime principal's office legal warrant

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle startling set wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: free-loading boistinker jew

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: provocative pearl cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: salmon roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: abnormal piazza

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Heady Main People Mexican

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: hyperactive party of the first part lay

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: charismatic opaque spot persian

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: abnormal piazza

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: low-t aphrodisiac indian lodge alpha

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Chrome erotic mother point

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: exciting casino

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: fairy knight

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2Ã#49460651)