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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Sickened Seedy Station
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Wonderful Bonkers Factory Reset Button
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Sickened Seedy Station
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
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Idiotic rigpig national
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
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Sickened Seedy Station
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puce boistinker
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
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  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Flushed buck-toothed sandwich point
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Flushed buck-toothed sandwich point
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Sickened Seedy Station
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Provocative green stain
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
zippy yellow area boiling water
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
narrow-minded cuck
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Sickened Seedy Station
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
narrow-minded cuck
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
rusted overrated locale idea he suggested
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
narrow-minded cuck
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Sickened Seedy Station
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
brass karate
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
effete primrose newt
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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  10/17/25
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Scarlet comical toilet seat
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
rusted overrated locale idea he suggested
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
bateful brunch trump supporter
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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Scarlet comical toilet seat
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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puce boistinker
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Balding double fault
  10/18/25
lol
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pink cerebral school
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
garnet razzmatazz sanctuary internal respiration
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Sickened Seedy Station
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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Idiotic rigpig national
  10/18/25
:(
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He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
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  10/18/25
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Bipolar Razzle Forum Pistol
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
pungent erotic set main people
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Hyperventilating skinny woman ticket booth
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
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Purple indian lodge old irish cottage
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Flushed buck-toothed sandwich point
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Sickened Seedy Station
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Hyperventilating skinny woman ticket booth
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Flushed buck-toothed sandwich point
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Rebellious greedy property kitty cat
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Magenta box office roast beef
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
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Provocative green stain
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Wonderful Bonkers Factory Reset Button

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Bonkers Factory Reset Button

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bateful brunch trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Idiotic rigpig national



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Flushed buck-toothed sandwich point

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: puce boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: pungent erotic set main people

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Flushed buck-toothed sandwich point

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Flushed buck-toothed sandwich point

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Provocative green stain

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: zippy yellow area boiling water

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded cuck

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded cuck

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: rusted overrated locale idea he suggested

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded cuck

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: brass karate

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: effete primrose newt

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Scarlet comical toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: rusted overrated locale idea he suggested

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: bateful brunch trump supporter

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: vibrant territorial field

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Scarlet comical toilet seat



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: bateful brunch trump supporter

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: puce boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Balding double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: cerise sound barrier chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: pink cerebral school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: garnet razzmatazz sanctuary internal respiration

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: garnet razzmatazz sanctuary internal respiration

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Idiotic rigpig national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: dun therapy

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Purple indian lodge old irish cottage



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Marketing Idea Public Bath

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Bipolar Razzle Forum Pistol



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: pungent erotic set main people

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating skinny woman ticket booth

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy cyan rehab volcanic crater

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Purple indian lodge old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Flushed buck-toothed sandwich point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating skinny woman ticket booth

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Flushed buck-toothed sandwich point

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Rebellious greedy property kitty cat

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Magenta box office roast beef

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Coiffed charismatic parlor fortuitous meteor

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Provocative green stain



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: garnet razzmatazz sanctuary internal respiration

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Sickened Seedy Station



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