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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: submissive arousing toaster windowlicker One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: disrespectful legal warrant https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: submissive arousing toaster windowlicker Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Exhilarant Native Puppy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: submissive arousing toaster windowlicker Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: ebony bat shit crazy tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Charismatic dark therapy alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Copper becky anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: disrespectful legal warrant everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Copper becky so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: disrespectful legal warrant (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Copper becky It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: disrespectful legal warrant more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: claret boyish parlor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: disrespectful legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Jade karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: ebony bat shit crazy tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Charismatic dark therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: blathering institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Azure spectacular coldplay fan water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Comical Carnelian Hell Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: aquamarine magical cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: disrespectful legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: disrespectful legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: marvelous obsidian old irish cottage associate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Tripping turquoise french chef SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Exciting burgundy cuck lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: chocolate fragrant electric furnace ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Kink-friendly factory reset button mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: swashbuckling school The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: yapping provocative senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Comical Carnelian Hell Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Comical Carnelian Hell Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Comical Carnelian Hell Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Comical Carnelian Hell Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Comical Carnelian Hell Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Vigorous church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Comical Carnelian Hell Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: aquamarine magical cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Comical Carnelian Hell Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Sickened Candlestick Maker Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Comical Carnelian Hell Striped Hyena QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Bistre Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: underhanded orchestra pit newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Exciting burgundy cuck lodge (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: drunken medicated affirmative action theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: drunken medicated affirmative action theater stage The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Charismatic dark therapy it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: underhanded orchestra pit newt when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Charismatic dark therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Exciting burgundy cuck lodge (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213065) |