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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/18/24
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heady location mexican
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
heady location mexican
  09/18/24
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mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
hairraiser pit
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thriller ceo
  09/18/24
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Bonkers Abode
  09/18/24
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Big Dull Kitty Cat Idiot
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/18/24
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ultramarine irate heaven
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
excitant gaping school cafeteria
  09/18/24
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Charcoal Codepig Milk
  09/19/24
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vibrant impertinent range
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
offensive internet-worthy church queen of the night
  09/18/24
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infuriating halford garrison
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Appetizing Swollen Sound Barrier Lay
  09/18/24
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offensive internet-worthy church queen of the night
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Odious Gay Associate
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Free-loading sable hell puppy
  09/18/24
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vibrant impertinent range
  09/18/24
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pontificating underhanded library
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal meetinghouse
  09/18/24
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mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Odious Gay Associate
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Odious Gay Associate
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Odious Gay Associate
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Odious Gay Associate
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Stirring bearded generalized bond
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Odious Gay Associate
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Stirring bearded generalized bond
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Odious Gay Associate
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Stirring bearded generalized bond
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Flesh Idiotic Home
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Embarrassed To The Bone Marvelous Principal's Office Pistol
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Odious Gay Associate
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Odious Gay Associate
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Odious Gay Associate
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal meetinghouse
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Odious Gay Associate
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal meetinghouse
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Odious Gay Associate
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal meetinghouse
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Odious Gay Associate
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
mauve becky sneaky criminal
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Odious Gay Associate
  09/19/24
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aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal meetinghouse
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mauve becky sneaky criminal
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: heady location mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: heady location mexican

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: hairraiser pit

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: thriller ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Bonkers Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Big Dull Kitty Cat Idiot



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: ultramarine irate heaven



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: excitant gaping school cafeteria

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Charcoal Codepig Milk



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: vibrant impertinent range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: offensive internet-worthy church queen of the night

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: infuriating halford garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Swollen Sound Barrier Lay

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: offensive internet-worthy church queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Free-loading sable hell puppy

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: vibrant impertinent range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: pontificating underhanded library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal meetinghouse

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Stirring bearded generalized bond

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Stirring bearded generalized bond

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Stirring bearded generalized bond

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Flesh Idiotic Home

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Marvelous Principal's Office Pistol

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal meetinghouse

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal meetinghouse

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal meetinghouse

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Odious Gay Associate

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: mauve becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#49340186)