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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Geriatric Embarrassed To The Bone Striped Hyena Puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Arousing church building lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Geriatric Embarrassed To The Bone Striped Hyena Puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Irradiated hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Heady bull headed reading party that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Geriatric Embarrassed To The Bone Striped Hyena Puppy pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: exhilarant violet deer antler and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Heady bull headed reading party 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Marvelous deranged kitchen Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Talented brass volcanic crater 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Marvelous deranged kitchen Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Talented brass volcanic crater Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Marvelous deranged kitchen I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259308) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: Light Fiercely-loyal Box Office Knife Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Pale public bath Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Light Fiercely-loyal Box Office Knife I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Marvelous deranged kitchen Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Irradiated hominid lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Marvelous deranged kitchen He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Irradiated hominid what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: vigorous macaca persian three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: wonderful bistre pisswyrm It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: Deep French Chef Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Lavender lascivious garrison jewess Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: dull anal community account nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Odious bat shit crazy library patrolman Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: dashing piazza really tough guy im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: Deep French Chef Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Navy Boyish Dilemma Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: dashing piazza really tough guy two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Talented brass volcanic crater The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: Sienna awkward philosopher-king psychic LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Marvelous deranged kitchen So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Light Fiercely-loyal Box Office Knife "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: Odious bat shit crazy library patrolman The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Marvelous deranged kitchen , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: house-broken soggy shrine organic girlfriend lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Stubborn twinkling uncleanness casino Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: Light Fiercely-loyal Box Office Knife I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Irradiated hominid this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Marvelous deranged kitchen Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: dashing piazza really tough guy xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Marvelous deranged kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: dashing piazza really tough guy the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Marvelous deranged kitchen It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Pale public bath Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Light Fiercely-loyal Box Office Knife Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259310) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: mint racy sanctuary Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: Light Fiercely-loyal Box Office Knife Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Candy Ride I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: lfo "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Candy Ride Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: lfo ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: lfo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: richard clock parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259839) |