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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| greedy toilet seat | 01/03/23 |
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| greedy toilet seat | 01/03/23 |
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| Onyx Supple University Knife | 01/04/23 |
| beady-eyed fear-inspiring really tough guy | 01/04/23 |
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| violent dark church building partner | 04/30/24 |
| provocative house athletic conference | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
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| Onyx Supple University Knife | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: greedy toilet seat One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Onyx Supple University Knife https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: greedy toilet seat Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: mint orchestra pit candlestick maker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: greedy toilet seat Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Wine Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Ruby Library alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: beady-eyed fear-inspiring really tough guy anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Onyx Supple University Knife everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: beady-eyed fear-inspiring really tough guy so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Onyx Supple University Knife (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: beady-eyed fear-inspiring really tough guy It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Onyx Supple University Knife more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Scarlet Bisexual Blood Rage Jewess 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Onyx Supple University Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Razzle Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Wine Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Ruby Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: violent dark church building partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: provocative house athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: pea-brained tan shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Aquamarine theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Onyx Supple University Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Onyx Supple University Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Glittery legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Cowardly clown SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: confused menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: laughsome chest-beating factory reset button parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Misunderstood Aphrodisiac Whorehouse Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: carmine church The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: cerise cruel-hearted parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: pea-brained tan shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: pea-brained tan shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: pea-brained tan shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: pea-brained tan shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: pea-brained tan shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Lascivious newt haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: pea-brained tan shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Aquamarine theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: pea-brained tan shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Motley rambunctious office depressive Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: pea-brained tan shrine QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Effete vivacious bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Wonderful vengeful forum black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: confused menage (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: green trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: green trailer park The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Ruby Library it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Wonderful vengeful forum black woman when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Ruby Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: confused menage (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213065) |