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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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ruddy autistic turdskin
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Glassy Medicated Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/28/25
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ruddy autistic turdskin
  08/28/25
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glittery avocado ape school
  08/28/25
that's it?
bistre charismatic locus affirmative action
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
ruddy autistic turdskin
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
stirring whorehouse
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
bistre charismatic locus affirmative action
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Bat shit crazy locale yarmulke
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Bat shit crazy locale yarmulke
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
sadistic lascivious hissy fit
  08/28/25
Happy?
Cracking beta ratface
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
sadistic lascivious hissy fit
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
glittery avocado ape school
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
glittery avocado ape school
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
titillating people who are hurt
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Kink-friendly lodge
  08/28/25
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saffron rigpig crackhouse
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
amber maniacal macaca stage
  08/29/25
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Orange sound barrier giraffe
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Sooty Native Cuckoldry
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Lavender Flirting Nowag
  08/29/25
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saffron rigpig crackhouse
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Tan Fear-inspiring Stead
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Lavender Flirting Nowag
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Bat shit crazy locale yarmulke
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
primrose misanthropic pozpig
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
sadistic lascivious hissy fit
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Sooty Native Cuckoldry
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Costumed dilemma codepig
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
French mint institution love of her life
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
sadistic lascivious hissy fit
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
glittery avocado ape school
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Lavender Flirting Nowag
  09/01/25
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fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Lavender Flirting Nowag
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Cracking beta ratface
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
sadistic lascivious hissy fit
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Chest-beating Cerebral Main People
  09/01/25
Fuck you
sadistic lascivious hissy fit
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ruddy autistic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Glassy Medicated Scourge Upon The Earth

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: ruddy autistic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: glittery avocado ape school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bistre charismatic locus affirmative action

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: ruddy autistic turdskin

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: stirring whorehouse

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bistre charismatic locus affirmative action

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy locale yarmulke

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy locale yarmulke

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: sadistic lascivious hissy fit

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Cracking beta ratface

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: sadistic lascivious hissy fit

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: glittery avocado ape school

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: glittery avocado ape school

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: titillating people who are hurt

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Kink-friendly lodge

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: saffron rigpig crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: amber maniacal macaca stage

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Orange sound barrier giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Sooty Native Cuckoldry

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Lavender Flirting Nowag

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: saffron rigpig crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Tan Fear-inspiring Stead

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Lavender Flirting Nowag

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy locale yarmulke

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: primrose misanthropic pozpig

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: sadistic lascivious hissy fit

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Sooty Native Cuckoldry

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Costumed dilemma codepig

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: French mint institution love of her life

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: sadistic lascivious hissy fit

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: glittery avocado ape school

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Lavender Flirting Nowag

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Lavender Flirting Nowag

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant indian lodge

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Cracking beta ratface

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: sadistic lascivious hissy fit

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating Cerebral Main People

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: sadistic lascivious hissy fit

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259839)