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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Crusty Parlor | 01/03/23 |
| vengeful self-absorbed crotch | 01/03/23 |
| Crusty Parlor | 01/03/23 |
| passionate shrine | 01/03/23 |
| Crusty Parlor | 01/04/23 |
| Coiffed sooty principal's office | 01/04/23 |
| massive bonkers marketing idea affirmative action | 01/04/23 |
| concupiscible persian | 01/04/23 |
| vengeful self-absorbed crotch | 01/04/23 |
| concupiscible persian | 01/04/23 |
| vengeful self-absorbed crotch | 01/04/23 |
| concupiscible persian | 01/04/23 |
| vengeful self-absorbed crotch | 01/04/23 |
| sable diverse stag film private investor | 04/19/23 |
| vengeful self-absorbed crotch | 04/19/23 |
| Talented temple | 04/23/24 |
| Coiffed sooty principal's office | 04/23/24 |
| massive bonkers marketing idea affirmative action | 04/30/24 |
| Sickened pit preventive strike | 04/30/24 |
| appetizing menage | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| Indecent lay friendly grandma | 01/03/23 |
| Vigorous flickering karate | 01/03/23 |
| vengeful self-absorbed crotch | 01/03/23 |
| vengeful self-absorbed crotch | 01/03/23 |
| Comical space | 01/04/23 |
| Aquamarine multi-colored jewess crackhouse | 01/04/23 |
| yellow adventurous set | 01/04/23 |
| insecure theatre | 04/23/24 |
| Fragrant ruddy business firm death wish | 01/04/23 |
| soul-stirring spruce corner | 01/04/23 |
| vermilion startled senate gunner | 01/04/23 |
| Indecent lay friendly grandma | 01/04/23 |
| Indecent lay friendly grandma | 01/04/23 |
| Indecent lay friendly grandma | 01/06/23 |
| Indecent lay friendly grandma | 01/24/23 |
| Indecent lay friendly grandma | 12/27/23 |
| Bateful misunderstood whorehouse shitlib | 12/27/23 |
| Indecent lay friendly grandma | 02/07/24 |
| Vigorous flickering karate | 02/07/24 |
| Indecent lay friendly grandma | 04/23/24 |
| Deep newt school | 04/23/24 |
| Indecent lay friendly grandma | 04/23/24 |
| razzle-dazzle scarlet party of the first part | 04/23/24 |
| aqua misanthropic prole | 04/23/24 |
| yellow adventurous set | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| spectacular lime filthpig | 04/23/24 |
| spectacular lime filthpig | 04/30/24 |
| massive bonkers marketing idea affirmative action | 04/30/24 |
| aqua misanthropic prole | 04/30/24 |
| massive bonkers marketing idea affirmative action | 04/30/24 |
| yellow adventurous set | 04/30/24 |
| kevin eubanks and the tonight show band | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Crusty Parlor One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: vengeful self-absorbed crotch https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Crusty Parlor Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: passionate shrine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Crusty Parlor Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Coiffed sooty principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: massive bonkers marketing idea affirmative action alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: concupiscible persian anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: vengeful self-absorbed crotch everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: concupiscible persian so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: vengeful self-absorbed crotch (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: concupiscible persian It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: vengeful self-absorbed crotch more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: sable diverse stag film private investor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: vengeful self-absorbed crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Talented temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Coiffed sooty principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: massive bonkers marketing idea affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Sickened pit preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: appetizing menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Indecent lay friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Vigorous flickering karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: vengeful self-absorbed crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: vengeful self-absorbed crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Comical space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Aquamarine multi-colored jewess crackhouse SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: yellow adventurous set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: insecure theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Fragrant ruddy business firm death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: soul-stirring spruce corner The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: vermilion startled senate gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Indecent lay friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Indecent lay friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Indecent lay friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Indecent lay friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Indecent lay friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Bateful misunderstood whorehouse shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Indecent lay friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Vigorous flickering karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Indecent lay friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Deep newt school Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Indecent lay friendly grandma QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: razzle-dazzle scarlet party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: aqua misanthropic prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: yellow adventurous set (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: spectacular lime filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: spectacular lime filthpig The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: massive bonkers marketing idea affirmative action it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: aqua misanthropic prole when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: massive bonkers marketing idea affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: yellow adventurous set (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213065) |