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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
elite stage lettuce
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
elite stage lettuce
  11/11/25
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Painfully Honest Appetizing Hominid
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Bipolar trailer park
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Blue Aggressive Crackhouse
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Blue Aggressive Crackhouse
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
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swashbuckling school halford
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
learning disabled dingle berry
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
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Alcoholic vivacious gas station boiling water
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Rebellious silver piazza crotch
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Charcoal disturbing yarmulke
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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Rebellious silver piazza crotch
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
electric tanning salon
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Glassy Corner
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
electric tanning salon
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
soul-stirring navy pozpig
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Yellow Idea He Suggested National
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Bonkers low-t heaven round eye
  11/12/25
lmfao
marvelous rigor
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
angry mediation
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soul-stirring navy pozpig
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dead property bbw
  11/12/25
sprinted here
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Bonkers low-t heaven round eye
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Stirring dark national security agency mad cow disease
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
tp
dead property bbw
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
180 point background story
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Charismatic University
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
red deep site
  11/11/25
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indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
laughsome brethren
  11/11/25
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indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
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Bonkers low-t heaven round eye
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Sadistic boyish mexican native
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swashbuckling school halford
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dashing ape
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elite stage lettuce
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Alcoholic vivacious gas station boiling water
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180 point background story
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Maize mentally impaired temple
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
buff private investor
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
indigo cruise ship
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
Buck-toothed white cumskin
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Painfully Honest Appetizing Hominid
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: elite stage lettuce

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: elite stage lettuce

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Appetizing Hominid



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Bipolar trailer park

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Blue Aggressive Crackhouse

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Blue Aggressive Crackhouse

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Titillating frozen black woman

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling school halford



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: learning disabled dingle berry

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic vivacious gas station boiling water



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Rebellious silver piazza crotch

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Charcoal disturbing yarmulke

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Charcoal disturbing yarmulke

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Rebellious silver piazza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: electric tanning salon

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Glassy Corner

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: electric tanning salon

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring navy pozpig

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Yellow Idea He Suggested National

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Bonkers low-t heaven round eye



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: marvelous rigor

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: angry mediation

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring navy pozpig



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Sadistic boyish mexican native



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: dead property bbw



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: diverse crawly athletic conference

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Bonkers low-t heaven round eye



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Stirring dark national security agency mad cow disease

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: dead property bbw

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: 180 point background story

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Charismatic University

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: red deep site

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: laughsome brethren

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Bonkers low-t heaven round eye



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Sadistic boyish mexican native

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling school halford



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: dashing ape



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: elite stage lettuce



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic vivacious gas station boiling water



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: 180 point background story



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Maize mentally impaired temple



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: buff private investor

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: indigo cruise ship

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Buck-toothed white cumskin

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Appetizing Hominid

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49424851)