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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Marvelous thirsty stain
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Burgundy Area
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
supple federal kitty cat prole
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Burgundy Area
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Odious Boistinker
  09/22/23
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learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Burgundy Area
  09/22/23
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Ultramarine principal's office immigrant
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Razzmatazz Theater
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
insecure emerald liquid oxygen pervert
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Aqua adulterous generalized bond
  09/22/23
Yes
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/22/23
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Balding death wish
  09/22/23
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Mind-boggling rough-skinned pit
  09/22/23
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flesh cracking university voyeur
  09/22/23
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Ultramarine principal's office immigrant
  09/23/23
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flesh cracking university voyeur
  09/27/23
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Aggressive regret striped hyena
  10/01/23
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  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
fluffy motley dingle berry
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
flesh cracking university voyeur
  09/22/23
...
Avocado racy institution
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
tantric costumed new version library
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Exhilarant Misunderstood Headpube
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Idiotic chestnut heaven philosopher-king
  09/22/23
...
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Out-of-control National
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
supple federal kitty cat prole
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Out-of-control National
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Idiotic chestnut heaven philosopher-king
  09/27/23
...
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
deep nursing home toilet seat
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
deep nursing home toilet seat
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
deep nursing home toilet seat
  09/27/23
lol 😂
rusted filthy bawdyhouse psychic
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Dun elite pistol
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
topaz milk meetinghouse
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Dun elite pistol
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Gaped selfie corner
  09/27/23
Ungh
Anal water buffalo
  10/01/23
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Gaped selfie corner
  10/02/23
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learning disabled nighttime turdskin
  10/01/23
Yes
flatulent diverse brunch
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Pea-brained gas station bbw
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Marvelous thirsty stain

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Burgundy Area

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: supple federal kitty cat prole

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Burgundy Area

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Odious Boistinker

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Burgundy Area

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine principal's office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Theater

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: insecure emerald liquid oxygen pervert

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Aqua adulterous generalized bond

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Balding death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling rough-skinned pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: flesh cracking university voyeur



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine principal's office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: flesh cracking university voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Aggressive regret striped hyena



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: frozen excitant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: fluffy motley dingle berry

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: flesh cracking university voyeur

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Avocado racy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: tantric costumed new version library

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Misunderstood Headpube

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Idiotic chestnut heaven philosopher-king

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control National

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: supple federal kitty cat prole

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control National

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Idiotic chestnut heaven philosopher-king

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: deep nursing home toilet seat

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: deep nursing home toilet seat

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: deep nursing home toilet seat

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: rusted filthy bawdyhouse psychic

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Dun elite pistol

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: topaz milk meetinghouse

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Dun elite pistol

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Gaped selfie corner

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Anal water buffalo

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Gaped selfie corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: learning disabled nighttime turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: flatulent diverse brunch

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Pea-brained gas station bbw

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894111)