\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Flushed university
  07/19/24
I live like this now
Talking address
  07/19/24
...
Opaque Big-titted Pit Gay Wizard
  07/19/24
180
motley canary karate school
  07/19/24
...
curious mustard idea he suggested school cafeteria
  07/19/24
...
emerald offensive voyeur pistol
  07/19/24
...
Juan Eighty
  08/29/25
loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
bonkers whorehouse
  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
spectacular dun multi-billionaire
  07/19/24
...
Razzle business firm
  07/19/24
*in the next week
Flushed university
  07/21/24
...
Slap-happy Quadroon Center
  07/19/24
libs maf!
avocado knife
  07/19/24
...
naked wild marketing idea
  07/19/24
...
misunderstood thriller public bath lettuce
  07/20/24
Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This ...
Maize toaster station
  07/19/24
3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack ...
Razzle business firm
  07/19/24
...
Aromatic stag film nowag
  07/19/24
...
avocado knife
  07/19/24
...
demanding really tough guy useless brakes
  07/19/24
...
spectacular dun multi-billionaire
  07/19/24
...
very tactful sneaky criminal theatre
  07/19/24
NM is back
aggressive dilemma
  07/19/24
God I hope so
Slap-happy Quadroon Center
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
Flushed university
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
Razzle business firm
  07/19/24
...
Blue vigorous spot psychic
  07/19/24
...
Flushed university
  07/19/24
...
Erotic Area Candlestick Maker
  07/19/24
...
flatulent unhinged hall national security agency
  07/19/24
...
Crawly blathering legal warrant
  07/19/24
...
vibrant market ape
  07/19/24
...
Stimulating burgundy theater stage son of senegal
  07/19/24
...
heady kitchen generalized bond
  07/19/24
...
Floppy locale
  07/19/24
...
Razzle business firm
  02/04/25
...
political and religious prisoner
  08/29/25
Wow
gibberish (?)
  08/29/25
...
avocado knife
  07/19/24
...
demanding really tough guy useless brakes
  07/19/24
mrx sunburst
demanding really tough guy useless brakes
  07/19/24
...
aggressive dilemma
  07/19/24
Pics?
concupiscible puce electric furnace national
  07/19/24
...
aggressive dilemma
  07/19/24
...
Titillating indigo athletic conference
  07/19/24
...
Crawly blathering legal warrant
  07/19/24
...
Crawly blathering legal warrant
  07/19/24
...
cordovan well-lubricated giraffe
  07/19/24
...
mind-boggling crackhouse
  07/19/24
Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
out-of-control forum codepig
  07/19/24
OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
Razzle business firm
  07/19/24
...
Deep lascivious corner haunted graveyard
  07/19/24
4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a pictu...
concupiscible puce electric furnace national
  07/19/24
convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unr...
Aromatic stag film nowag
  07/19/24
...
Flushed university
  07/20/24
...
Razzle business firm
  07/20/24
...
Flushed university
  07/21/24


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Flushed university

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866498)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Talking address

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866513)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Opaque Big-titted Pit Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866534)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: motley canary karate school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867315)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: curious mustard idea he suggested school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867747)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: emerald offensive voyeur pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867863)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#49221692)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: bonkers whorehouse

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866519)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: spectacular dun multi-billionaire

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866532)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Razzle business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47868208)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Flushed university

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47874025)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Slap-happy Quadroon Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866695)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: avocado knife

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867901)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: naked wild marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47868517)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: misunderstood thriller public bath lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47869891)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Maize toaster station

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47868571)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Razzle business firm

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866523)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Aromatic stag film nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866530)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: avocado knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866535)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: demanding really tough guy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866545)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: spectacular dun multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866550)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: very tactful sneaky criminal theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866552)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: aggressive dilemma

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866565)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Slap-happy Quadroon Center

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866698)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Flushed university

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866750)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Razzle business firm

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866753)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Blue vigorous spot psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866568)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Flushed university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866578)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Erotic Area Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866610)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: flatulent unhinged hall national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866804)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Crawly blathering legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866811)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: vibrant market ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867859)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Stimulating burgundy theater stage son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867895)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: heady kitchen generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867900)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Floppy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47868419)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Razzle business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#48622733)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#49221678)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#49221683)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: avocado knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866533)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: demanding really tough guy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866546)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: demanding really tough guy useless brakes

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866553)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: aggressive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866557)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: concupiscible puce electric furnace national

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47868535)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: aggressive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866555)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Titillating indigo athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866706)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Crawly blathering legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47866810)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Crawly blathering legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867174)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867320)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867741)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: out-of-control forum codepig

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867866)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Razzle business firm

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47868115)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Deep lascivious corner haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47867880)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: concupiscible puce electric furnace national

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47868540)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Aromatic stag film nowag

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47868618)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Flushed university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47869852)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Razzle business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47871075)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Flushed university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Ã#47874024)