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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
bearded library
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
stimulating slippery chad
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
bearded library
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
stimulating slippery chad
  10/13/25
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Slate hall
  10/15/25
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floppy stubborn boiling water resort
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
hairraiser place of business
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
razzmatazz olive center newt
  10/11/25
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Carmine goal in life
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
thirsty volcanic crater laser beams
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
bearded library
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
sepia base
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
thirsty volcanic crater laser beams
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
drunken meetinghouse masturbator
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
poppy fortuitous meteor tanning salon
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
razzmatazz olive center newt
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
Vivacious Chapel
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
aggressive quadroon university
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Heady Underhanded Round Eye Pit
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
mischievous stage mad cow disease
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
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razzmatazz olive center newt
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Heady Underhanded Round Eye Pit
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
black sinister dilemma
  10/14/25
...
razzmatazz olive center newt
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
bearded library
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
bearded library
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
bearded library
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
bearded library
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
bearded library
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
aromatic pisswyrm
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
bearded library
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
black sinister dilemma
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
bearded library
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
bearded library
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
bearded library
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
bearded library
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Frozen indian lodge
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Slate hall
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
black sinister dilemma
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Frozen indian lodge
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Frozen indian lodge
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
black sinister dilemma
  10/12/25
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abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
black sinister dilemma
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
irradiated heaven partner
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
odious claret institution
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
Milky Appetizing Love Of Her Life Step-uncle's House
  10/13/25
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abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
cheese-eating station mother
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bearded library

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: stimulating slippery chad

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: bearded library

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: stimulating slippery chad

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Slate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: floppy stubborn boiling water resort



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: hairraiser place of business

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz olive center newt

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Carmine goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: thirsty volcanic crater laser beams

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: bearded library

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: sepia base

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: thirsty volcanic crater laser beams

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: drunken meetinghouse masturbator

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: poppy fortuitous meteor tanning salon

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz olive center newt

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Vivacious Chapel

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: aggressive quadroon university

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Heady Underhanded Round Eye Pit

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: mischievous stage mad cow disease

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz olive center newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Heady Underhanded Round Eye Pit

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: black sinister dilemma

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz olive center newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: bearded library

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: bearded library

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: bearded library

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: bearded library

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: bearded library

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: bearded library

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: black sinister dilemma

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bearded library

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: bearded library

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: bearded library

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: bearded library

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Frozen indian lodge

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Slate hall

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: black sinister dilemma

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Frozen indian lodge

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Frozen indian lodge

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: black sinister dilemma

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: black sinister dilemma

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: irradiated heaven partner

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: odious claret institution

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Milky Appetizing Love Of Her Life Step-uncle's House

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: abnormal soul-stirring ceo digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating station mother

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346710)