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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
hyperventilating area chad
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
carnelian international law enforcement agency resort
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
hyperventilating area chad
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Disgusting splenetic new version
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
hyperventilating area chad
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Thriller Crimson Field Death Wish
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Disgusting splenetic new version
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Emerald Juggernaut
  09/22/23
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hyperventilating area chad
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Disgusting splenetic new version
  09/22/23
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pale kitchen
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
dashing submissive address fat ankles
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Lake menage blood rage
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Pontificating friendly grandma
  09/22/23
Yes
hyperventilating area chad
  09/22/23
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adventurous organic girlfriend place of business
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Aggressive Flushed Trust Fund
  09/22/23
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exhilarant church
  09/22/23
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pale kitchen
  09/23/23
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exhilarant church
  09/27/23
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fighting cocky hospital
  10/01/23
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Excitant zombie-like stead
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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hyperventilating area chad
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
racy tanning salon
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
hyperventilating area chad
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
exhilarant church
  09/22/23
...
appetizing twinkling jap church building
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Fear-inspiring tripping spot mood
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Free-loading territorial locus
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
hyperventilating area chad
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
purple glittery karate
  09/22/23
...
hyperventilating area chad
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
provocative bespoke principal's office wagecucks
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Thriller Crimson Field Death Wish
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
hyperventilating area chad
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
provocative bespoke principal's office wagecucks
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
hyperventilating area chad
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
purple glittery karate
  09/27/23
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hyperventilating area chad
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
hyperactive buck-toothed patrolman brunch
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
hyperventilating area chad
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
hyperactive buck-toothed patrolman brunch
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
hyperventilating area chad
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
hyperactive buck-toothed patrolman brunch
  09/27/23
lol 😂
charismatic anal potus
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Vibrant native background story
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Beady-eyed gaping senate
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Vibrant native background story
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
hyperventilating area chad
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Cowardly doctorate elastic band
  09/27/23
Ungh
Swashbuckling peach point
  10/01/23
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Cowardly doctorate elastic band
  10/02/23
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hyperventilating area chad
  10/01/23
Yes
Frisky razzle-dazzle shitlib dingle berry
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Slate location
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: carnelian international law enforcement agency resort

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Disgusting splenetic new version

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Thriller Crimson Field Death Wish

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Disgusting splenetic new version

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Emerald Juggernaut

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: hyperventilating area chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Disgusting splenetic new version

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: pale kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: dashing submissive address fat ankles

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Lake menage blood rage

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Pontificating friendly grandma

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: adventurous organic girlfriend place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Aggressive Flushed Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: exhilarant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: pale kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: exhilarant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: fighting cocky hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Excitant zombie-like stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating area chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: racy tanning salon

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: exhilarant church

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: appetizing twinkling jap church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring tripping spot mood

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Free-loading territorial locus

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: purple glittery karate

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating area chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: provocative bespoke principal's office wagecucks

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Thriller Crimson Field Death Wish

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: provocative bespoke principal's office wagecucks

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: purple glittery karate

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: hyperventilating area chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: hyperactive buck-toothed patrolman brunch

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: hyperactive buck-toothed patrolman brunch

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: hyperactive buck-toothed patrolman brunch

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: charismatic anal potus

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Vibrant native background story

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gaping senate

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Vibrant native background story

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: hyperventilating area chad

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Cowardly doctorate elastic band

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling peach point

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Cowardly doctorate elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating area chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Frisky razzle-dazzle shitlib dingle berry

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Slate location

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894111)