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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
sickened tattoo ceo
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Brilliant personal credit line hairy legs
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
comical karate turdskin
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Spectacular sanctuary
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Salmon crotch
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
sickened tattoo ceo
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Salmon crotch
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Spectacular sanctuary
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Salmon crotch
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Spectacular sanctuary
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Salmon crotch
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Spectacular sanctuary
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Salmon crotch
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
sickened tattoo ceo
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Salmon crotch
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Spectacular sanctuary
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Salmon crotch
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Heady corner
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Salmon crotch
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Heady corner
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Salmon crotch
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Walnut background story
  04/08/25
that's rude
Salmon crotch
  04/08/25
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sickened tattoo ceo
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
thriller range twinkling uncleanness
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Spectacular sanctuary
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
trip site
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Salmon crotch
  04/08/25
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sickened tattoo ceo
  04/08/25
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Salmon crotch
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
sickened tattoo ceo
  04/09/25
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sickened tattoo ceo
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Laughsome Cream Deer Antler Wagecucks
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
balding base multi-billionaire
  04/09/25
Ty
Salmon crotch
  04/09/25
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fuchsia quadroon mad-dog skullcap
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
180 milk goyim
  04/09/25
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Salmon crotch
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Adventurous Hot Macaca Plaza
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Salmon crotch
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Salmon crotch
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Excitant business firm factory reset button
  05/02/25
...
Salmon crotch
  05/12/25
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Salmon crotch
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Salmon crotch
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
balding base multi-billionaire
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Salmon crotch
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Heady corner
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Salmon crotch
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Heady corner
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Concupiscible Theater
  06/03/25
...
Salmon crotch
  06/26/25
OP?
Salmon crotch
  06/27/25
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Salmon crotch
  07/09/25
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Salmon crotch
  07/31/25
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Salmon crotch
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Salmon crotch
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Concupiscible Theater
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: sickened tattoo ceo

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Brilliant personal credit line hairy legs

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: comical karate turdskin

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: sickened tattoo ceo

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: sickened tattoo ceo

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Heady corner

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Heady corner

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Walnut background story

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: sickened tattoo ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: thriller range twinkling uncleanness

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: trip site

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: sickened tattoo ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Salmon crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: sickened tattoo ceo

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: sickened tattoo ceo



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Cream Deer Antler Wagecucks

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: balding base multi-billionaire

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: fuchsia quadroon mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: 180 milk goyim

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Salmon crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Adventurous Hot Macaca Plaza

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Excitant business firm factory reset button

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Salmon crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Salmon crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Salmon crotch

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: balding base multi-billionaire

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Salmon crotch

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Heady corner

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Salmon crotch

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Heady corner

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible Theater

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Salmon crotch



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Salmon crotch

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Salmon crotch



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Salmon crotch



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Salmon crotch



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Salmon crotch

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible Theater

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331552)