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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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white irate mexican
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
talking glittery stage marketing idea
  08/28/25
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white irate mexican
  08/28/25
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Yellow halford home
  08/28/25
that's it?
Khaki Excitant Resort
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
white irate mexican
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
stirring address goyim
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Khaki Excitant Resort
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
insecure gunner
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Startling frum menage useless brakes
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
insecure gunner
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Startling frum menage useless brakes
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
insecure gunner
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Startling frum menage useless brakes
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
hateful pistol affirmative action
  08/28/25
Happy?
Filthy Aromatic Turdskin
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
hateful pistol affirmative action
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
insecure gunner
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Yellow halford home
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
insecure gunner
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Yellow halford home
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Lake mildly autistic travel guidebook
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Awkward police squad
  08/28/25
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Clear angry indian lodge
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Rusted disgusting ceo kitchen
  08/29/25
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Curious navy space
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Ocher genital piercing personal credit line
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
coral spot toaster
  08/29/25
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Clear angry indian lodge
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
racy sable stage cuckoldry
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
coral spot toaster
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Startling frum menage useless brakes
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Big mad-dog skullcap business firm
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
insecure gunner
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
hateful pistol affirmative action
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Ocher genital piercing personal credit line
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
insecure gunner
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
azure indirect expression school cafeteria
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
stimulating striped hyena
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
hateful pistol affirmative action
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Yellow halford home
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
insecure gunner
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
coral spot toaster
  09/01/25
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insecure gunner
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
coral spot toaster
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
insecure gunner
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Filthy Aromatic Turdskin
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
hateful pistol affirmative action
  09/01/25
?
Startling frum menage useless brakes
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
burgundy talented church
  09/01/25
Fuck you
hateful pistol affirmative action
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
insecure gunner
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Startling frum menage useless brakes
  09/12/25
Yes
insecure gunner
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Startling frum menage useless brakes
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Startling frum menage useless brakes
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
white irate mexican
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: white irate mexican



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: talking glittery stage marketing idea

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: white irate mexican



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Yellow halford home



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Khaki Excitant Resort

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: white irate mexican

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: stirring address goyim

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Khaki Excitant Resort

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: insecure gunner

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Startling frum menage useless brakes

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: insecure gunner

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Startling frum menage useless brakes

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: insecure gunner

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Startling frum menage useless brakes

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: hateful pistol affirmative action

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Filthy Aromatic Turdskin

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: hateful pistol affirmative action

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: insecure gunner

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Yellow halford home

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: insecure gunner

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Yellow halford home

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Lake mildly autistic travel guidebook

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Awkward police squad

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Clear angry indian lodge



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Rusted disgusting ceo kitchen

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Curious navy space



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Ocher genital piercing personal credit line

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: coral spot toaster

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Clear angry indian lodge



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: racy sable stage cuckoldry

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: coral spot toaster

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Startling frum menage useless brakes

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Big mad-dog skullcap business firm

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: insecure gunner

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: hateful pistol affirmative action

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Ocher genital piercing personal credit line

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: insecure gunner

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: azure indirect expression school cafeteria

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: stimulating striped hyena

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: hateful pistol affirmative action

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Yellow halford home

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: insecure gunner

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: coral spot toaster

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: insecure gunner



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: coral spot toaster

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: insecure gunner

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Filthy Aromatic Turdskin

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: hateful pistol affirmative action

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Startling frum menage useless brakes

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: burgundy talented church

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: hateful pistol affirmative action

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: insecure gunner

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Startling frum menage useless brakes

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: insecure gunner

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Startling frum menage useless brakes

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Startling frum menage useless brakes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: white irate mexican

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259839)