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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Big Rusted Tank
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Big Rusted Tank
  10/17/25
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White Hell Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/17/25
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Purple curious whorehouse preventive strike
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
unhinged incel
  10/17/25
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sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/17/25
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insanely creepy wagecucks shitlib
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Sepia Hall
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
unhinged incel
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
unhinged incel
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Onyx pervert
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Yapping location
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Obsidian Parlour Milk
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Obsidian Parlour Milk
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
emerald bull headed liquid oxygen
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Obsidian Parlour Milk
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Beady-eyed garrison partner
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Canary Laser Beams
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/17/25
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Hairraiser jew home
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
emerald bull headed liquid oxygen
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
White Hell Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
bateful disgusting base juggernaut
  10/17/25
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sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
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Hairraiser jew home
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
White Hell Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/17/25
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insanely creepy wagecucks shitlib
  10/17/25
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exhilarant son of senegal
  10/18/25
lol
Supple harsh area
  10/18/25
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sooty exciting crackhouse voyeur
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Concupiscible Sick Lodge
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Concupiscible Sick Lodge
  10/17/25
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sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/17/25
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Purple curious whorehouse preventive strike
  10/18/25
:(
navy heady depressive
  10/17/25
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Vivacious spruce gaming laptop
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
rose aggressive center ladyboy
  10/18/25
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Galvanic silver jap tanning salon
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Sepia Hall
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Arrogant Dragon
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
iridescent excitant forum
  10/18/25
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Vivacious spruce gaming laptop
  10/18/25
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unhinged incel
  10/18/25
no homo at all
sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Arrogant Dragon
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
unhinged incel
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Sable Address Gaping
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
irate racy sanctuary pisswyrm
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Bronze house fat ankles
  10/18/25
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Onyx pervert
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Concupiscible Sick Lodge
  10/18/25
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sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Big Rusted Tank

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Big Rusted Tank

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: White Hell Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Purple curious whorehouse preventive strike



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: unhinged incel

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy wagecucks shitlib



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Sepia Hall

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: unhinged incel

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: unhinged incel

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Onyx pervert

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Yapping location

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Obsidian Parlour Milk

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Obsidian Parlour Milk

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: emerald bull headed liquid oxygen

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Obsidian Parlour Milk

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed garrison partner

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Canary Laser Beams

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser jew home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: emerald bull headed liquid oxygen

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: White Hell Scourge Upon The Earth

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bateful disgusting base juggernaut

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser jew home



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: White Hell Scourge Upon The Earth

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy wagecucks shitlib



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: exhilarant son of senegal



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Supple harsh area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: sooty exciting crackhouse voyeur



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible Sick Lodge

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Sick Lodge

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Purple curious whorehouse preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: navy heady depressive

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Vivacious spruce gaming laptop



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: rose aggressive center ladyboy

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Galvanic silver jap tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Sepia Hall

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Arrogant Dragon

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: iridescent excitant forum

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Vivacious spruce gaming laptop



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: unhinged incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Arrogant Dragon

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: unhinged incel

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Sable Address Gaping

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: irate racy sanctuary pisswyrm

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Bronze house fat ankles

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Onyx pervert



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible Sick Lodge

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: sienna vigorous resort sweet tailpipe



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