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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Underhanded Wild Cruise Ship Ape
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
exhilarant abnormal corner ladyboy
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Wonderful piazza
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
exhilarant abnormal corner ladyboy
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
offensive depressive
  09/22/23
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buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
exhilarant abnormal corner ladyboy
  09/22/23
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fiercely-loyal arousing corn cake public bath
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Heady bonkers elastic band electric furnace
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Spruce Abode
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
histrionic burgundy juggernaut travel guidebook
  09/22/23
Yes
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/22/23
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Boyish Shrine
  09/22/23
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Gold Casino New Version
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  09/22/23
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fiercely-loyal arousing corn cake public bath
  09/23/23
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vigorous haunting crackhouse
  09/27/23
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Hot nursing home trump supporter
  10/01/23
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filthy amethyst fanboi theatre
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
citrine chapel doctorate
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
vigorous haunting crackhouse
  09/22/23
...
mentally impaired splenetic blood rage sneaky criminal
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
concupiscible gas station
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Erotic Nubile Gunner
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
aphrodisiac station
  09/22/23
...
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
180 buff library queen of the night
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Wonderful piazza
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
180 buff library queen of the night
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
aphrodisiac station
  09/27/23
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buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
salmon school cafeteria
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
salmon school cafeteria
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
salmon school cafeteria
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Peach principal's office skinny woman
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
hateful private investor
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
sienna dead pit kitty cat
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
hateful private investor
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Domesticated Azn
  09/27/23
Ungh
Maniacal green pozpig
  10/01/23
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Domesticated Azn
  10/02/23
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buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender
  10/01/23
Yes
Electric Slate Spot Hissy Fit
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
milky useless brakes stain
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Underhanded Wild Cruise Ship Ape

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: exhilarant abnormal corner ladyboy

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Wonderful piazza

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: exhilarant abnormal corner ladyboy

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: offensive depressive

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: exhilarant abnormal corner ladyboy

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal arousing corn cake public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Heady bonkers elastic band electric furnace

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Spruce Abode

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: histrionic burgundy juggernaut travel guidebook

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Boyish Shrine



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Gold Casino New Version



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: vigorous haunting crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal arousing corn cake public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: vigorous haunting crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Hot nursing home trump supporter



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: filthy amethyst fanboi theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: citrine chapel doctorate

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: vigorous haunting crackhouse

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: mentally impaired splenetic blood rage sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: concupiscible gas station

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Erotic Nubile Gunner

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: 180 buff library queen of the night

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Wonderful piazza

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: 180 buff library queen of the night

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac station

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: salmon school cafeteria

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: salmon school cafeteria

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: salmon school cafeteria

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Peach principal's office skinny woman

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: hateful private investor

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: sienna dead pit kitty cat

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: hateful private investor

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Domesticated Azn

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Maniacal green pozpig

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Domesticated Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: buck-toothed cruel-hearted plaza sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Electric Slate Spot Hissy Fit

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: milky useless brakes stain

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894111)