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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Charismatic bull headed faggot firefighter rehab
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Bateful Associate Gas Station
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Charismatic bull headed faggot firefighter rehab
  06/01/26
120...
Bateful Associate Gas Station
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
black frum yarmulke
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Charismatic bull headed faggot firefighter rehab
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
black frum yarmulke
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
gold well-lubricated sex offender
  06/01/26
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Curious Brass Garrison
  06/01/26
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Light offensive kitchen
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
maniacal immigrant locus
  06/01/26
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Words of Affirmation
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
salmon talented national kitty
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Irradiated potus
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Charismatic bull headed faggot firefighter rehab
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Irradiated potus
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
maniacal immigrant locus
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Curious Brass Garrison
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
peeface
  06/01/26
...
Pumonymous
  06/02/26
you maed it
rusted orchestra pit hissy fit
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Fiercely-loyal business firm
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
maniacal immigrant locus
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Disgusting swashbuckling parlor
  06/01/26
what job did you have
sexy lavender fortuitous meteor ticket booth
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
navy floppy electric furnace
  06/01/26
...
dashing azure bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
disrespectful canary laser beams center
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
maniacal immigrant locus
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Trust If Aryan
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
t.rick o'treat panama
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
peeface
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
t.rick o'treat panama
  06/01/26
...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/03/26
...
Melancholic Personality Archetypes
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  06/02/26
...
richard clock
  06/02/26
...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/02/26
...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  06/03/26
...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/03/26
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POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  06/03/26
...
Words of Affirmation
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Debunked antisemitic trope
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
richard clock
  06/03/26
...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  06/03/26
...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  06/03/26
...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/03/26
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POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  06/03/26
...
The Facebook
  06/03/26
...
Total Chaos Communist
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
crime lord
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Debunked antisemitic trope
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Charismatic bull headed faggot firefighter rehab

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Bateful Associate Gas Station

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Charismatic bull headed faggot firefighter rehab

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Bateful Associate Gas Station

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: black frum yarmulke

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Charismatic bull headed faggot firefighter rehab

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: black frum yarmulke

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: gold well-lubricated sex offender

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Curious Brass Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Light offensive kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: maniacal immigrant locus

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Words of Affirmation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: salmon talented national kitty

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Irradiated potus

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Charismatic bull headed faggot firefighter rehab

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Irradiated potus

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: maniacal immigrant locus

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Curious Brass Garrison

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: peeface

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: rusted orchestra pit hissy fit

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal business firm

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: maniacal immigrant locus

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Disgusting swashbuckling parlor

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: sexy lavender fortuitous meteor ticket booth

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: navy floppy electric furnace

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: dashing azure bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: disrespectful canary laser beams center

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: maniacal immigrant locus

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: peeface

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Words of Affirmation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: richard clock

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: The Facebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Total Chaos Communist (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: crime lord

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2Ã#49912932)