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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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arousing legend half-breed
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Exciting high-end locus rigpig
  08/28/25
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arousing legend half-breed
  08/28/25
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umber bateful point
  08/28/25
that's it?
harsh jew ticket booth
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
arousing legend half-breed
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
carmine stimulating pisswyrm abode
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
harsh jew ticket booth
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
mustard fear-inspiring lay
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
mustard fear-inspiring lay
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
mustard fear-inspiring lay
  09/12/25
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mustard fear-inspiring lay
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Brilliant roast beef trump supporter
  08/28/25
Happy?
alcoholic national pozpig
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Brilliant roast beef trump supporter
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
umber bateful point
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
umber bateful point
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
glassy big-titted travel guidebook love of her life
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
multi-colored nursing home ape
  08/28/25
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Hideous rigor crackhouse
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Curious french chef public bath
  08/29/25
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khaki provocative skinny woman lettuce
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Aromatic pervert
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Outnumbered Cobalt Toaster
  08/29/25
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Hideous rigor crackhouse
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Beady-eyed flatulent theater stage people who are hurt
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Outnumbered Cobalt Toaster
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
mustard fear-inspiring lay
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
opaque temple
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Brilliant roast beef trump supporter
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Aromatic pervert
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
bright brunch
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Concupiscible cordovan house
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Brilliant roast beef trump supporter
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
umber bateful point
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Outnumbered Cobalt Toaster
  09/01/25
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misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Outnumbered Cobalt Toaster
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  09/01/25
Lolololol
alcoholic national pozpig
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Brilliant roast beef trump supporter
  09/01/25
?
mustard fear-inspiring lay
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
histrionic cocky plaza
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Brilliant roast beef trump supporter
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
mustard fear-inspiring lay
  09/12/25
Yes
misunderstood razzle-dazzle field
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
mustard fear-inspiring lay
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
mustard fear-inspiring lay
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
arousing legend half-breed
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: arousing legend half-breed



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exciting high-end locus rigpig

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: arousing legend half-breed



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: umber bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: harsh jew ticket booth

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: arousing legend half-breed

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: carmine stimulating pisswyrm abode

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: harsh jew ticket booth

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring lay

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring lay

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring lay

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Brilliant roast beef trump supporter

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: alcoholic national pozpig

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Brilliant roast beef trump supporter

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: umber bateful point

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: umber bateful point

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: glassy big-titted travel guidebook love of her life

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home ape

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Hideous rigor crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Curious french chef public bath

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: khaki provocative skinny woman lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Aromatic pervert

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Outnumbered Cobalt Toaster

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Hideous rigor crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed flatulent theater stage people who are hurt

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Outnumbered Cobalt Toaster

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring lay

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: opaque temple

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Brilliant roast beef trump supporter

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Aromatic pervert

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: bright brunch

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible cordovan house

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Brilliant roast beef trump supporter

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: umber bateful point

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered Cobalt Toaster

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered Cobalt Toaster

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: alcoholic national pozpig

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Brilliant roast beef trump supporter

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring lay

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: histrionic cocky plaza

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Brilliant roast beef trump supporter

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring lay

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: misunderstood razzle-dazzle field

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring lay

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring lay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: arousing legend half-breed

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Ã#49259839)