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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: irate market mood

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: irate market mood

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Glassy shrine new version

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: disgusting messiness



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Brass Irradiated Plaza Community Account

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: irate market mood



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Red Concupiscible Kitchen

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Glassy shrine new version

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: frisky library genital piercing

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: titillating whorehouse patrolman



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Angry lavender parlor dopamine

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: bistre university

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: laughsome spot son of senegal

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: irate market mood



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: out-of-control hideous box office ratface



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: laughsome spot son of senegal

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: big harsh pisswyrm ape

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Peach shitlib



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: laughsome spot son of senegal

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: irate market mood



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: irate market mood



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed lay

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: irate market mood



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: anal goal in life multi-billionaire



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: bright ticket booth water buffalo

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Twisted garrison mad-dog skullcap

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: laughsome spot son of senegal

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: irate market mood

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: laughsome spot son of senegal

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: anal goal in life multi-billionaire



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: bright ticket booth water buffalo



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Peach shitlib

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Angry lavender parlor dopamine

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: laughsome spot son of senegal



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Adventurous alpha potus

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: irate market mood



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Ungodly zombie-like associate philosopher-king

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: irate market mood

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: irate market mood



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Bonkers Soul-stirring Becky

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored international law enforcement agency turdskin

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: irate market mood



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: irate market mood

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Shivering Indirect Expression

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Tanning Salon Internal Respiration

which of the white kids was kitty?

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