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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
Bonkers drunken lay striped hyena
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
Bonkers drunken lay striped hyena
  10/13/25
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odious faggot firefighter
  10/15/25
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Irate Associate Crackhouse
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
thirsty party of the first part university
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
Hairraiser address
  10/11/25
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submissive center idiot
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
orchid legal warrant meetinghouse
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
trip snowy bawdyhouse
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
orchid legal warrant meetinghouse
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
heady jet location
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Concupiscible blathering point multi-billionaire
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
Soul-stirring buff hunting ground ticket booth
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Hairraiser address
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
aphrodisiac onyx community account
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
mind-boggling menage
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
Cheese-eating saffron temple
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
chest-beating corn cake
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
heady jet location
  10/11/25
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Hairraiser address
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
heady jet location
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
Cheese-eating saffron temple
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Lascivious insane regret
  10/14/25
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Hairraiser address
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
purple mewling state
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Lascivious insane regret
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
navy stimulating business firm trust fund
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Orange galvanic hall
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
heady jet location
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
odious faggot firefighter
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
heady jet location
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Lascivious insane regret
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Orange galvanic hall
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
heady jet location
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Orange galvanic hall
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Lascivious insane regret
  10/12/25
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heady jet location
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Lascivious insane regret
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Metal cumskin rehab
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
sinister peach parlor
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
free-loading coldplay fan
  10/13/25
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heady jet location
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
effete boyish black woman
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bonkers drunken lay striped hyena

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Bonkers drunken lay striped hyena

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: odious faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Irate Associate Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: thirsty party of the first part university

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser address

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: submissive center idiot



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: orchid legal warrant meetinghouse

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: trip snowy bawdyhouse

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: orchid legal warrant meetinghouse

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: heady jet location

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible blathering point multi-billionaire

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring buff hunting ground ticket booth

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser address

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac onyx community account

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling menage

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Cheese-eating saffron temple

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: heady jet location

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: chest-beating corn cake

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: heady jet location

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: heady jet location

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating saffron temple

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: heady jet location

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Lascivious insane regret

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: heady jet location

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: heady jet location

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: heady jet location

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: heady jet location

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: purple mewling state

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Lascivious insane regret

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: heady jet location

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: heady jet location

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: heady jet location

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: heady jet location

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: navy stimulating business firm trust fund

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Orange galvanic hall

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: heady jet location

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: odious faggot firefighter

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: heady jet location

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Lascivious insane regret

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Orange galvanic hall

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: heady jet location

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Orange galvanic hall

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Lascivious insane regret

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: heady jet location



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Lascivious insane regret

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Metal cumskin rehab

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: sinister peach parlor

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: free-loading coldplay fan

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: heady jet location



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: effete boyish black woman

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2Ã#49346710)