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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt Just thinking about this beverage item makes me feel queasy The rise of alcoholic seltzers and this very fine "Sun Cruiser" beverage is a qualified W for mankind |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:39 PM Author: chestnut embarrassed to the bone lodge You may well be a sodomite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168924) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt Beer makes you sluggish imo Hogarth valorized beer in his famous woodprints as being a symbol of English camaraderie and industriousness but afaik beer produced for domestic consumption at the time was not as hoppy. Heavy hop use in beer came from its anti-spoilage effects and imo has a very different effect on the psyche than a crisp German lager |
Date: August 8th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: mauve headpube easier to just title this "I'm Gay"
hth, faggot and best of luck with the HIV treatment |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:26 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt I'm "VD free" champ. Beer is hoppy stale urine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168396) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:25 PM Author: Walnut tripping doctorate Lazy bait (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168392) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:26 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt I used to drink it but looked at the foam inside of a Grolsch in the supermarket and felt ill momentarily It just fills you with urine and regret. Compare to the clean smooth taste of a vodka soda or perhaps a fine glass of mid-market Riesling and you will see there is no real comparison to be made at all |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:28 PM Author: Walnut tripping doctorate lmao dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168400) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt I can do maybe one pint or perhaps a PBR here and there now. Used to be able to binge on it but it just makes me queasy now The Hop is a problem substance and must be examined further. It's a peasant drink |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: swollen wrinkle stage Beer drinkers never explain why they like it, they just act really snarky
It tastes like piss, I always thought it was a thing you grow into, like coffee maybe, but its just piss, its warm and gross
I legitimately dont undertand the appeal, can a beer drinker please relate? What does it taste like, a "good" beer, what draws you in? |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: Walnut tripping doctorate (guy who knows what piss tastes like) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168423) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: swollen wrinkle stage (low iq beer drinker without smell for crossmodal perception)
do all beer drinkers just not have working noses, also good job proving my point 1 |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: Walnut tripping doctorate I have an extraordinary sense of smell, and beer and piss do not smell particularly similar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168442) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt We have a few Germans here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168437) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt I enjoy Belgians and the clean but well textured flavors of a Delerium Tremens (B-I-C) or a St. Bernardus trippel but most lagers, pilsners, and especially the hated IPA are dreadful beverages. A lager or a Hefeweizen can be refreshing on a good day but more than a couple and you start to feel ill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168429) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Curious private investor weird to claim beer is sps, but that you enjoy some of the most challenging styles.
i had a hefeweizen a couple days ago that looked gorgeous but tasted like diaper. |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt i have an unusual and unfortunately sophisticated palate (i'm Poor now) Belgians aren't super challenging tbh although they are very rewarding and come with few of the issues stated elsewhere in the thread. A DT or even a more common Duvel is surprisingly clear, clean, and "heady", similar to some types of clean liqueurs. The most "challenge" in beer is in saisons and certain ales imo, saisons can be rich to the point of oiliness but typically have tres unique textures of different grain flavors. You could even identify different types of sesame notes in some saison ales with the right palate and frame of mind. People fixate on the hops in ale because Americans are " " but really the various wheats and ryes and what not are what make them distinct and interesting enough to flick thrice over the tooth I also enjoy some novelty beers like DH's egypt brew (very grapey, novel and a delight against a grain background) and an occasional gose |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:33 PM Author: Multi-colored Senate Beer tastes "icky" if you have a sugar adapted palate from consuming corn syrup laden zogchow. If you're a real white man it tastes incredible, our aryan ancestors were making it thousands of years ago and you honor them with each sip. And I haven't drank any alcohol in a year or so for workout reasons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168704) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt Counterpoint: many American market lagers use a corn heavy brew admixture in their drinks Also beer isn't "icky" and I enjoy many traditionally masculine challenging drinks like peaty "mouth full of ash" islay scotches and Mayan spit tasting mezcals. It's just torpor inducing in a way other alcoholic beverages are not |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 6:04 PM Author: Multi-colored Senate I find the corn syrup beers cloying & nasty. I didn't appreciate the taste of beer really until I went to europe and had their macro lagers
That said I don't mind a coors banquet or a high life |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt Cr the Champagne of Beers is always refreshing I've seen places use it in cocktails lately. Like a MHL with some aperol and seltzer. It's pretty good Mainly made this thread to rip on IPAs and hoppy "craft beers" which have long since jumped the shark with the "IBU" flame |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: swollen wrinkle stage It feels like an elaborate joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168419) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: swollen wrinkle stage One day everyone will admit beer tastes like piss and it was all a giant shit test (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168421) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt IPAs especially They are an extremely "dull" beverage. A clean white wine or liquor sharpens and clarifies the spirit but an IPA is like putting on horse blinders and applying Mud Glasses to your cone of vision |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: Misanthropic gas station mad-dog skullcap People have been drinking beer since the dawn of civilization but it was all just a prank pulled on beer haters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168647) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: bossy spectacular stead rigpig it's fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168477) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Mind-boggling dull mad cow disease school cafeteria state your ancestry OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168487) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt North European born and raised Monk blood eagles is how I spent most of my days I saw one little Scot and he was up to no good Started spreading Christianity in my neighborhood |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:02 PM Author: Mind-boggling dull mad cow disease school cafeteria loling at your deflection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168633) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:16 PM Author: Misanthropic gas station mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168667) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: mauve headpube supermarket here has corona cans 473ml for just $1.29, i got lime and drinking that now, i have like 8 cans u benchod, last night i downed 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168592) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: crimson sound barrier ladyboy Beer serves no purpose now that good hard seltzers exist.
The exception are high ABV beers -- so you can effectively have 2-3 drinks while the people you're with (ie. wife) think you're only having one. |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:16 PM Author: crimson sound barrier ladyboy That said, if I'm at a bar or something I'll still order beer so I don't look like a fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168666) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt I get gin or vodka in tonic or seltzer if I'm just looking to nurse something without drawing attention It's not gay anymore |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: crimson sound barrier ladyboy Everyone assumes you're a (now-abstaining) alcoholic drinking tonic/selzer with lime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168685) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt This thread is making me thirsty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168694) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Contagious cruise ship In reality you probably still look like a fag, bud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169210) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Contagious cruise ship Counterpoint: “Hard seltzers” are exclusively for women and homos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169208) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt (guy who hasn't been outside in 7 years) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169209) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: Curious private investor *sponsored poast* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169495) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Spruce unhinged scourge upon the earth hospital 3$ for 19oz 10% lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168682) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:43 PM Author: copper razzmatazz son of senegal crackhouse Ice cold beer is the best tasting alcohol and it's not even close. It's the nectar of the gods. I haven't drank in 3 years I would murder for a cold beer. You have got to be kidding me. If you want to say seltzer or wine is less filling whatever. Beer is not without its drawbacks. But the flavor is absolutely incredible. My personal favorite is probably Guinness Draught. I also adore crisp pilsners. I don't care for IPAs but they do get you drunk faster. Some of the best tasting beers don't get you blitzed quick enough. I said the thing had drawbacks. But any man who doesn't like the taste of ice cold beer should be castrated. Another beer I could drink forever is Old Speckled Hen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168842) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 4:18 AM Author: Contagious cruise ship Why haven’t you drank in three years man? Drinking beer is fun + cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169212) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 4:35 AM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt Aren't you a Mormon epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169215) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: bossy spectacular stead rigpig its fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168908) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Lascivious drunken corn cake dopamine I enjoy beer but it’s not worth not being able to shit properly for a full day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168918) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 3:44 AM Author: Flickering house Uhh what? Is this because you have a gluten “allergy”? Or because drinking leads you to poor decision-making, like getting pounded in the ass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169184) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 3:46 AM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt No because once you hit ~24 beer hits your bowels and demands everything inside becomes a liquid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169191) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: Sticky Aromatic Indirect Expression Parlor is this actually common after having only say 5-10 beers and eating normally?
if i have like 20 beers, a ton of hot sauce and 5+ cups of coffee the next morning theres about an hour after finishing the last coffee where im sure to stay in range of a shitter but otherwise its nbd |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 4:19 AM Author: Contagious cruise ship State your ethnicity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169213) |
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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: magical indian lodge yarmulke imho it's a better alternative to liquor, brb about to go cop some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49168922) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 4:06 AM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt What did you get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169204) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 10:36 AM Author: At-the-ready piazza pisswyrm "Sun cruiser" means you look for big white surfer homeless cock in long beach? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169480) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt It means you enjoy a southern style sweet tea with vodka afaik but if surfer cock is on your mind atm it's understandable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49170118) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Sticky Aromatic Indirect Expression Parlor beer is 180, going to costco today to get at least three different kinds. noticed they have some octoberfests already but probably going to wait to get that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169537) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 10:51 AM Author: Spruce unhinged scourge upon the earth hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169539) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 10:51 AM Author: Spruce unhinged scourge upon the earth hospital I'm gonna get into weed instead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169540) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 10:54 AM Author: mauve headpube Ive been drinking 6 473ml cans every night, last night I think I had 7 actually. Thats over 3L. I sorta feel like shit but whatever. I will do it again tonight then maybe take a break on Sun and maybe even Mon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169546) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 10:57 AM Author: hairraiser coldplay fan filthpig modern beer is indeed a kidney activator piss generator, but a real lager or stout or even a well made mead is a thing of beauty and a meal in itself, especially when enjoyed in a 200 year old pub, on a rainy afternoon, by a roasty fireplace with your best mates. also, Fuck Trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169550) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Mind-boggling dull mad cow disease school cafeteria (Jordan Schlansky) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169559) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:09 AM Author: misunderstood carmine temple mother https://gotmead.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/gertsmet-225x300.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169573) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Sable big national people who are hurt This is correct A good lager is an experience unto itself. Most lagers are more for refreshment rather than the deeper enjoyment of palate activation though |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: misunderstood carmine temple mother Beer makes you weary But you need something to get along You stare at the flatness Beside the dark home They'll not hear you whisper This isn't where it ends |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:08 AM Author: indigo well-lubricated digit ratio lol @ all the indians itt fuming about beer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49169572) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 4:04 PM Author: bossy spectacular stead rigpig It’s fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760161&forum_id=2Ã#49170148) |