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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
henna soul-stirring kitty cat
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
Medicated snowy stock car cuck
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
multi-colored base
  02/13/18
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Crawly toilet seat box office
  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
Crimson Business Firm Trust Fund
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
Medicated snowy stock car cuck
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
Jet abode
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
Medicated snowy stock car cuck
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
Jet abode
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
Medicated snowy stock car cuck
  02/13/18
(virgin)
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lol
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  02/13/18
ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
shimmering background story
  02/13/18
"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
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shimmering background story
  02/13/18
very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
splenetic onyx telephone double fault
  02/13/18
"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
Hairraiser Black Woman Stag Film
  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
splenetic onyx telephone double fault
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Jet abode
  02/13/18
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Fat Teddy
  10/02/25
(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she ...
french racy pocket flask orchestra pit
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
Maniacal menage
  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
dashing lake crackhouse
  02/13/18
buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical su...
salmon impressive affirmative action shrine
  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
henna soul-stirring kitty cat
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
Jet abode
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
Hairraiser Black Woman Stag Film
  02/13/18
...
Wine vivacious juggernaut corner
  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
henna soul-stirring kitty cat
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
buff travel guidebook coldplay fan
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
henna soul-stirring kitty cat
  02/13/18
180
buff travel guidebook coldplay fan
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
buff travel guidebook coldplay fan
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
White Nowag Faggot Firefighter
  02/13/18
loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in...
appetizing sable personal credit line
  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
clear dragon
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
razzle-dazzle pozpig sweet tailpipe
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
Godawful contagious really tough guy elastic band
  02/13/18
...
dull therapy
  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
Stimulating milk wagecucks
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
henna soul-stirring kitty cat
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
Hairraiser Black Woman Stag Film
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
Stimulating milk wagecucks
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
Hairraiser Black Woman Stag Film
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...
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Stimulating milk wagecucks
  02/13/18
lol
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Godawful contagious really tough guy elastic band
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beta depressive
  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
Maniacal menage
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
at-the-ready coffee pot
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
White Nowag Faggot Firefighter
  02/13/18
All of the above.
thriller magenta house idea he suggested
  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
dashing lake crackhouse
  06/13/22
lick her vagina
Crystalline voyeur
  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
Wonderful whorehouse digit ratio
  02/13/18
FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
dull therapy
  06/13/22
I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good...
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  02/16/18
Turn gay
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  06/13/22


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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: henna soul-stirring kitty cat

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Medicated snowy stock car cuck

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: multi-colored base

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Crawly toilet seat box office

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Crimson Business Firm Trust Fund

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Medicated snowy stock car cuck

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Jet abode

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Medicated snowy stock car cuck

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Jet abode

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Medicated snowy stock car cuck

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: White Nowag Faggot Firefighter

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Jet abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393482)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: french racy pocket flask orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393485)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: buff travel guidebook coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: shimmering background story

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Black Woman Stag Film

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: buff travel guidebook coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: White Nowag Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393566)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Jet abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Godawful contagious really tough guy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393672)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: cream out-of-control ceo set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393923)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: shimmering background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393999)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: splenetic onyx telephone double fault

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser Black Woman Stag Film

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: splenetic onyx telephone double fault

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Jet abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35394349)



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Date: October 2nd, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Fat Teddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#49320749)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: french racy pocket flask orchestra pit

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Maniacal menage

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: dashing lake crackhouse

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: salmon impressive affirmative action shrine

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

inject them into your throat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: henna soul-stirring kitty cat

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Jet abode

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Hairraiser Black Woman Stag Film

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Wine vivacious juggernaut corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: henna soul-stirring kitty cat

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: buff travel guidebook coldplay fan

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: henna soul-stirring kitty cat

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: buff travel guidebook coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: buff travel guidebook coldplay fan

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: White Nowag Faggot Firefighter

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: appetizing sable personal credit line

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: clear dragon

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig sweet tailpipe

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Godawful contagious really tough guy elastic band

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: dull therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#44679733)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Stimulating milk wagecucks

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: henna soul-stirring kitty cat

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser Black Woman Stag Film

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Stimulating milk wagecucks

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Black Woman Stag Film

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: White Nowag Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393979)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Stimulating milk wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35394274)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Wonderful whorehouse digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Godawful contagious really tough guy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35394869)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: beta depressive



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Maniacal menage

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready coffee pot

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: White Nowag Faggot Firefighter

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: thriller magenta house idea he suggested

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: dashing lake crackhouse

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Crystalline voyeur

lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Wonderful whorehouse digit ratio

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: dull therapy

FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#44679808)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: provocative maize feces

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Excitant Apoplectic Skinny Woman

Turn gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2Ã#44679825)