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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady d...
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lol i like it
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that's a good joke. those people suck
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You're invited next time
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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I guffawed
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so mak...
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People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
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"He's a microbiologist." "Well, mine has m...
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I don't get it
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You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pul...
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"More like Jones GAY!"
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good joke i would've laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse factory reset button

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: slap-happy out-of-control turdskin



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Yellow Garrison



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: bonkers hairless cruise ship cuckoldry



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: contagious friendly grandma

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: galvanic goyim striped hyena



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: odious at-the-ready site trust fund

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: demanding sanctuary corn cake



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: irradiated rigor

that's a good joke. those people suck

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse factory reset button

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: copper nursing home

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse factory reset button

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Pink charismatic milk

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bonkers hairless cruise ship cuckoldry



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Lascivious infuriating heaven cumskin



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Underhanded Menage Elastic Band



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Slate theatre kitty cat



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: hairraiser crotch



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Marvelous filthpig

I guffawed

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Slate theatre kitty cat

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: big cowardly native affirmative action

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Dashing slippery step-uncle's house old irish cottage

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: bearded sticky resort

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: odious at-the-ready site trust fund

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: demanding sanctuary corn cake

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364046)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy lilac sex offender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Gold Tank

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49362132)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Rose arousing blood rage



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Pink charismatic milk



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse factory reset button

I don't get it

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: brilliant swollen roommate

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse factory reset button



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: mauve community account mood



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: demanding sanctuary corn cake



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Slate theatre kitty cat



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: pearl church building fat ankles



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Excitant boistinker international law enforcement agency

"More like Jones GAY!"

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Stirring gas station water buffalo

good joke i would've laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2Ã#49364050)