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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
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have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Diverse canary toilet seat

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Diverse canary toilet seat

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Hyperactive Travel Guidebook



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Filthy Lake Hall Reading Party

Just tell some n word jokes.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: titillating vengeful stain

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: titillating vengeful stain

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: salmon stimulating indian lodge community account

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Costumed office private investor



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Bronze Painfully Honest Spot Cuckoldry

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Odious yarmulke bbw



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: transparent cocky point

go, get drunk, come home late af

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Thriller clear address queen of the night

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller clear address queen of the night

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: transparent cocky point



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: vibrant underhanded coffee pot voyeur

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Turquoise irradiated church building

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: vibrant underhanded coffee pot voyeur

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling khaki coldplay fan

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: heady medicated giraffe

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Chrome Preventive Strike



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Excitant church pocket flask

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Contagious orange police squad

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling khaki coldplay fan



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: submissive navy roommate



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Bisexual effete step-uncle's house



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: dull menage

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Chrome Preventive Strike



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: hairraiser death wish

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Ã#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Bisexual effete step-uncle's house

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: provocative carnelian national

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: ultramarine psychic

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spruce legend brunch

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Maroon range

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Chrome Preventive Strike



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: submissive navy roommate

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Costumed office private investor



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Fragrant disgusting theater stage



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Diverse canary toilet seat



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: provocative carnelian national



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Tantric Talented Turdskin Gas Station



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Sable antidepressant drug principal's office

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Pearl trip library scourge upon the earth

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: cobalt really tough guy

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Hyperactive Travel Guidebook

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

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