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big partner
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Odious incel hell
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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effete crusty psychic
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ebony contagious rehab
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concupiscible church building
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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naked theater hissy fit
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narrow-minded orchestra pit
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Diverse public bath
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Thriller olive center
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fucking lol
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aphrodisiac whorehouse multi-billionaire
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Frisky Shimmering Stage
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Opaque corner lettuce
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Metal hospital water buffalo
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Odious incel hell
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Dull tripping genital piercing jewess
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Carmine costumed address nibblets
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legit
Diverse public bath
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lilac hyperventilating ticket booth
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Height of assosciate?
Glittery corn cake institution
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Dull tripping genital piercing jewess
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lmfao
Cerebral locale internal respiration
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LOL
sepia native rigor
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lol
beady-eyed resort ape
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silver stirring sanctuary
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hateful spot toaster
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ebony contagious rehab
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Excitant hall
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sapphire place of business
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drunken offensive trailer park roast beef
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Black Legend Plaza
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
vigorous national depressive
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Moar!
Drab cruel-hearted prole
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Sadistic temple
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Shaky dopamine stock car
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Razzmatazz slimy stage codepig
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hateful spot toaster
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Lascivious lavender indian lodge philosopher-king
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salmon pervert school cafeteria
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Excitant hall
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Cream outnumbered idea he suggested
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Shaky dopamine stock car
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Adventurous Cruise Ship Useless Brakes
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Shaky dopamine stock car
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sapphire place of business
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
narrow-minded orchestra pit
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
supple messiness dragon
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hideous poppy telephone tattoo
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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It practically writes itself!
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Burgundy Casino Keepsake Machete
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narrow-minded orchestra pit
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Slippery Kitty
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Diverse public bath
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
narrow-minded orchestra pit
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Diverse public bath
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
narrow-minded orchestra pit
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Diverse public bath
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Shit
narrow-minded orchestra pit
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hideous poppy telephone tattoo
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Unholy chestnut space marketing idea
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Laughsome Idiot
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Disrespectful fishy athletic conference
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narrow-minded orchestra pit
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Shaky dopamine stock car
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still going strong
Shaky dopamine stock car
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(Chip Kelly)
Opaque corner lettuce
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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hideous poppy telephone tattoo
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Burgundy Casino Keepsake Machete
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Opaque corner lettuce
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narrow-minded orchestra pit
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
Burgundy Casino Keepsake Machete
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Opaque corner lettuce
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greedy volcanic crater
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Slippery Kitty
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Adventurous Cruise Ship Useless Brakes
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Frisky Shimmering Stage
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
supple messiness dragon
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topaz well-lubricated field half-breed
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Thriller olive center
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Frisky Shimmering Stage
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
narrow-minded orchestra pit
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*bark aves
Cheese-eating appetizing feces theatre
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insanely creepy lodge
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
supple messiness dragon
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Garnet location dingle berry
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Opaque corner lettuce
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
house-broken razzle becky
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Odious incel hell
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Deranged Sexy Menage Hunting Ground
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Disrespectful fishy athletic conference
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hideous poppy telephone tattoo
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Bistre brunch
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Thriller olive center
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razzle-dazzle parlour quadroon
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Opaque corner lettuce
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
vigorous national depressive
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Racy gay senate
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Flushed indirect expression
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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internet-worthy mad cow disease
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180 Bat Shit Crazy Abode Gaping
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lmao
High-end Selfie
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gold learning disabled filthpig legal warrant
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ebony contagious rehab
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Diverse public bath
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Titillating crimson weed whacker community account
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awkward rigpig goal in life
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Motley knife
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Adventurous Cruise Ship Useless Brakes
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Shaky dopamine stock car
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Spectacular Green Round Eye Theater Stage
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Shaky dopamine stock car
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Boyish haunted graveyard
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Maize violent state striped hyena
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vermilion business firm
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Rough-skinned main people
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Vibrant Site
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Ruby range jew
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duck-like kitchen
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Laughsome Idiot
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
narrow-minded orchestra pit
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
seedy dog poop
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
narrow-minded orchestra pit
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Drab cruel-hearted prole
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Boyish haunted graveyard
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narrow-minded orchestra pit
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Comical sticky garrison
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galvanic balding nursing home
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Opaque corner lettuce
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Indecent Cracking Stead Deer Antler
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Judgmental electric furnace den
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Diverse public bath
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Shaky dopamine stock car
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Opaque corner lettuce
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(Rick Reilly)
buck-toothed erotic gas station
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That hurt bro.
Opaque corner lettuce
  03/12/15
great thread
bateful doctorate
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
vigorous national depressive
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Dull tripping genital piercing jewess
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Passionate know-it-all crackhouse
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
aqua disturbing private investor shrine
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Maize violent state striped hyena
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
aqua disturbing private investor shrine
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aqua disturbing private investor shrine
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Mustard cuck
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Sickened Party Of The First Part Turdskin
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Shaky dopamine stock car
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
aqua disturbing private investor shrine
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Henna exhilarant piazza background story
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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bump for Buddy
aqua disturbing private investor shrine
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
naked theater hissy fit
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
talented grizzly chad home
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
talented grizzly chad home
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hideous poppy telephone tattoo
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Slippery Kitty
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Sadistic temple
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effete crusty psychic
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*makes Buddy partner*
Mustard cuck
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Opaque corner lettuce
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mind-boggling cordovan parlor
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Frisky Shimmering Stage
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ruh roh
180 Bat Shit Crazy Abode Gaping
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galvanic balding nursing home
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Flushed indirect expression
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
thirsty glassy personal credit line
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narrow-minded orchestra pit
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Frisky Shimmering Stage
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Chrome principal's office blood rage
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
narrow-minded orchestra pit
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1800000000000000000
hideous poppy telephone tattoo
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
internet-worthy mad cow disease
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fighting curious stag film clown
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Adventurous Cruise Ship Useless Brakes
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mauve dysfunction set
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holy fucking shit
High-end Selfie
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Diverse public bath
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bright stubborn old irish cottage school
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awkward rigpig goal in life
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Lime cuckoldry
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Rough-skinned main people
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Adventurous Cruise Ship Useless Brakes
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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go Get Em!
Shaky dopamine stock car
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Pea-brained Frozen Station
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180
galvanic balding nursing home
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180^180
Racy gay senate
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180 Bat Shit Crazy Abode Gaping
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Diverse public bath
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Provocative box office regret
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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galvanic balding nursing home
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Boyish haunted graveyard
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Honey-headed Dashing Mediation
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Shaky dopamine stock car
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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Shaky dopamine stock car
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internet-worthy mad cow disease
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Comical sticky garrison
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underrated
Flesh sick base
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internet-worthy mad cow disease
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galvanic balding nursing home
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
180 Bat Shit Crazy Abode Gaping
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narrow-minded orchestra pit
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
floppy anal yarmulke affirmative action
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Ouch
narrow-minded orchestra pit
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
duck-like kitchen
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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hideous poppy telephone tattoo
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chocolate scourge upon the earth church
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Judgmental electric furnace den
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galvanic balding nursing home
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internet-worthy mad cow disease
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big partner
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
trip office pistol
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
galvanic balding nursing home
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Boyish haunted graveyard
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narrow-minded orchestra pit
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
galvanic balding nursing home
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Boyish haunted graveyard
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Drab cruel-hearted prole
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Honey-headed Dashing Mediation
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Aromatic ocher sex offender chapel
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Honey-headed Dashing Mediation
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
brilliant factory reset button dilemma
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Honey-headed Dashing Mediation
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Honey-headed Dashing Mediation
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Electric Tanning Salon
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Honey-headed Dashing Mediation
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
awkward rigpig goal in life
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Boyish haunted graveyard
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CR.
soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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galvanic balding nursing home
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Honey-headed Dashing Mediation
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i really like it here
narrow-minded orchestra pit
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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awkward rigpig goal in life
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Honey-headed Dashing Mediation
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
awkward rigpig goal in life
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Honey-headed Dashing Mediation
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narrow-minded orchestra pit
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Useless stimulating bawdyhouse wagecucks
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soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat
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Woah CR friend :-)
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awkward rigpig goal in life
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swashbuckling library sweet tailpipe
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Electric Tanning Salon
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awkward rigpig goal in life
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Exciting Pearl Forum Friendly Grandma
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galvanic balding nursing home
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Heady flatulent property stain
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awkward rigpig goal in life
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Honey-headed Dashing Mediation
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salmon pervert school cafeteria
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Dull tripping genital piercing jewess

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*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Drab cruel-hearted prole

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Sadistic temple

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: supple messiness dragon

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Drab cruel-hearted prole

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Burgundy Casino Keepsake Machete

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Slippery Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Diverse public bath

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Diverse public bath

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Diverse public bath

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: hideous poppy telephone tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Unholy chestnut space marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Idiot

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Disrespectful fishy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Shaky dopamine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Shaky dopamine stock car

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Opaque corner lettuce

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: hideous poppy telephone tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Burgundy Casino Keepsake Machete

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Opaque corner lettuce

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Burgundy Casino Keepsake Machete

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Opaque corner lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: greedy volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Slippery Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruise Ship Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Frisky Shimmering Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: supple messiness dragon

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: topaz well-lubricated field half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Thriller olive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Frisky Shimmering Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating appetizing feces theatre

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: insanely creepy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: supple messiness dragon

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Garnet location dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Opaque corner lettuce

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: house-broken razzle becky

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Boyish haunted graveyard

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: supple messiness dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Odious incel hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Deranged Sexy Menage Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Garnet location dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful fishy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: hideous poppy telephone tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Bistre brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Dull tripping genital piercing jewess

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Thriller olive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: godawful claret area gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle parlour quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Opaque corner lettuce

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: vigorous national depressive

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Racy gay senate

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Flushed indirect expression

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored charcoal cuckold antidepressant drug

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: 180 Bat Shit Crazy Abode Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: High-end Selfie

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: gold learning disabled filthpig legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: ebony contagious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Diverse public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Titillating crimson weed whacker community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: awkward rigpig goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: awkward rigpig goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: awkward rigpig goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Motley knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Cruise Ship Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Shaky dopamine stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Spectacular Green Round Eye Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Shaky dopamine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Boyish haunted graveyard

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Maize violent state striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: vermilion business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Vibrant Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Ruby range jew

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: duck-like kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Laughsome Idiot

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: seedy dog poop

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Drab cruel-hearted prole

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Boyish haunted graveyard

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Comical sticky garrison

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: galvanic balding nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Opaque corner lettuce

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Indecent Cracking Stead Deer Antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Judgmental electric furnace den



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Diverse public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Shaky dopamine stock car



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Opaque corner lettuce

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: buck-toothed erotic gas station

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Opaque corner lettuce

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: bateful doctorate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: vigorous national depressive

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Dull tripping genital piercing jewess

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all crackhouse

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: aqua disturbing private investor shrine

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Maize violent state striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: aqua disturbing private investor shrine

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: aqua disturbing private investor shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Mustard cuck

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Sickened Party Of The First Part Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Shaky dopamine stock car

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: aqua disturbing private investor shrine

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Henna exhilarant piazza background story

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: aqua disturbing private investor shrine

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: naked theater hissy fit

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: talented grizzly chad home

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: talented grizzly chad home

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: hideous poppy telephone tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Slippery Kitty

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Sadistic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: effete crusty psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Mustard cuck

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Opaque corner lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling cordovan parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Frisky Shimmering Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: 180 Bat Shit Crazy Abode Gaping

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: galvanic balding nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Flushed indirect expression

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: thirsty glassy personal credit line

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Frisky Shimmering Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Chrome principal's office blood rage

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: hideous poppy telephone tattoo

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad cow disease

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Vivacious cumskin university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: bearded splenetic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Dull tripping genital piercing jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: galvanic balding nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: 180 Bat Shit Crazy Abode Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: fighting curious stag film clown



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruise Ship Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: mauve dysfunction set



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: High-end Selfie

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Diverse public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: bright stubborn old irish cottage school



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: awkward rigpig goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Lime cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned main people



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Adventurous Cruise Ship Useless Brakes



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Shaky dopamine stock car

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained Frozen Station



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: galvanic balding nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Racy gay senate

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: 180 Bat Shit Crazy Abode Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Diverse public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Provocative box office regret



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: galvanic balding nursing home

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: galvanic balding nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Boyish haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed Dashing Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Shaky dopamine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Shaky dopamine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Comical sticky garrison

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Flesh sick base

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: galvanic balding nursing home



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: 180 Bat Shit Crazy Abode Gaping

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: floppy anal yarmulke affirmative action

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: duck-like kitchen

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring bespoke generalized bond toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: hideous poppy telephone tattoo



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: chocolate scourge upon the earth church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Judgmental electric furnace den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: hideous poppy telephone tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: galvanic balding nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: big partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: trip office pistol

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: galvanic balding nursing home

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Boyish haunted graveyard

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: galvanic balding nursing home

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Boyish haunted graveyard

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Drab cruel-hearted prole

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Ã#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Honey-headed Dashing Mediation



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed Dashing Mediation



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Dashing Mediation

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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
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Author: Motley knife

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