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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Hilarious Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Galvanic hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: motley parlor did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Light Zombie-like Shrine New Version "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Curious national (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Misunderstood disrespectful hospital indirect expression "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Harsh grizzly library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Exciting gaped school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Cobalt crusty wrinkle (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Hilarious Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Contagious jap friendly grandma who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Hilarious Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Contagious jap friendly grandma whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Hilarious Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: vermilion area rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: burgundy nursing home 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: insecure orchid alpha "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: vermilion area rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: lemon goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Ã#47895234) |
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