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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: green nudist national security agency rigpig

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Federal marvelous stag film half-breed

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Wonderful tanning salon boltzmann



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Nofapping Rose Meetinghouse Goal In Life



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Territorial Thriller Multi-billionaire

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Territorial Thriller Multi-billionaire

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: brass spot yarmulke



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Stirring kink-friendly school cafeteria

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: green nudist national security agency rigpig

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Stirring kink-friendly school cafeteria

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: green nudist national security agency rigpig

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: opaque tantric shitlib



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: boyish sickened tattoo point

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Out-of-control vengeful windowlicker ceo

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: green nudist national security agency rigpig

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: boyish sickened tattoo point

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: green nudist national security agency rigpig

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: boyish sickened tattoo point

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: brass spot yarmulke



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: French medicated national brethren

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Dashing coldplay fan mother

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored crotch

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Federal marvelous stag film half-breed

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Dashing coldplay fan mother



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling black electric furnace gay wizard

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Federal marvelous stag film half-breed

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: green nudist national security agency rigpig

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: galvanic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Spectacular Misanthropic Trailer Park Ape

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Adulterous Potus Newt

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Cyan sound barrier gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Provocative mad cow disease locus

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: boyish sickened tattoo point

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: aqua doctorate

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: green nudist national security agency rigpig

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Provocative mad cow disease locus

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: green nudist national security agency rigpig

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Provocative mad cow disease locus

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Adulterous Potus Newt

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Provocative mad cow disease locus

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: aqua doctorate

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible liquid oxygen

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Provocative mad cow disease locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Aquamarine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Dull university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Diverse Greedy Useless Brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Stirring kink-friendly school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Bespoke pit people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Topaz zippy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Idiotic preventive strike

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Dashing coldplay fan mother

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Provocative mad cow disease locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Stimulating boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Very Tactful Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Mint step-uncle's house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Startled hall alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: translucent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: rebellious exhilarant senate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Useless cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Startled hall alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: amber self-centered state ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: amber self-centered state ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Rambunctious corner dysfunction

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Cyan sound barrier gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Slate double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: azure fragrant bawdyhouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Idiotic preventive strike

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Low-t Mentally Impaired Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: amber self-centered state ladyboy

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: big resort candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: hot keepsake machete main people

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: aqua doctorate

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral generalized bond

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: light curious black woman

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Provocative mad cow disease locus

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Idiotic preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Internet-worthy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Fuchsia trip set reading party

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: chestnut arousing filthpig voyeur

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: ruby jap

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: boyish sickened tattoo point

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Blathering Stage Juggernaut

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: laughsome brunch kitty

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Provocative mad cow disease locus

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: aqua doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Wonderful tanning salon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: aqua doctorate

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Misunderstood Hominid Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Vibrant sable puppy menage

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: frum poppy deer antler

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed bbw

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: boyish sickened tattoo point

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed bbw

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: aqua doctorate

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Vibrant sable puppy menage

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: pungent insanely creepy internal respiration hospital

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: brass spot yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: tan native party of the first part

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Idiotic preventive strike

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: charismatic confused orchestra pit volcanic crater

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Charcoal disgusting kitchen travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: aqua doctorate

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Passionate den

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Lime nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: aqua doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Fluffy orchid death wish cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Territorial Thriller Multi-billionaire

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Crusty beady-eyed athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Diverse Greedy Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: adventurous cream milk dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: aqua doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Crusty beady-eyed athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: aqua doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Diverse Greedy Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: aqua doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: motley shimmering theater stage

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Diverse Greedy Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: laughsome brunch kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Yellow Base

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Aquamarine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Magical talented lay sneaky criminal

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Magical talented lay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: impertinent irradiated stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Wonderful tanning salon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Diverse Greedy Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Carmine Mind-boggling Abode Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Dull university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Jet Garrison Hissy Fit

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Salmon talking rehab ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: umber aromatic center degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Jet Garrison Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Jet Garrison Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: maize razzle-dazzle office dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Salmon talking rehab ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Floppy Flesh Library Hairy Legs

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: green nudist national security agency rigpig

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: burgundy appetizing crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: spruce sanctuary

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Violet dead house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Aquamarine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Dull university

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: laughsome brunch kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: white ticket booth dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: bearded aphrodisiac property tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: twinkling striped hyena love of her life

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Aquamarine cruise ship

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Lascivious Market Genital Piercing

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Racy mahogany church partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Diverse Greedy Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Diverse Greedy Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Racy mahogany church partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: vivacious public bath marketing idea

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Khaki 180 Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Grizzly disrespectful really tough guy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Olive harsh rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: adventurous cream milk dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Carmine Mind-boggling Abode Scourge Upon The Earth

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: iridescent son of senegal

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Racy mahogany church partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Vigorous international law enforcement agency temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Diverse Greedy Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Vigorous international law enforcement agency temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Passionate den

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Lavender box office fanboi

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Apoplectic abnormal elastic band gas station

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Startled hall alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Anal Infuriating Coffee Pot Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Apoplectic abnormal elastic band gas station

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Anal Infuriating Coffee Pot Principal's Office

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Apoplectic abnormal elastic band gas station

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Apoplectic abnormal elastic band gas station

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Violet dead house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: glittery parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Diverse Greedy Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Cracking Sticky Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Slimy Therapy Famous Landscape Painting

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: translucent locale

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: bearded aphrodisiac property tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: ocher theatre

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Parlour Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: ruddy heady goyim

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Salmon talking rehab ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Peach Queen Of The Night Corn Cake

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Red Sweet Tailpipe

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Nofapping Rose Meetinghouse Goal In Life

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: bearded aphrodisiac property tank

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Ã#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: hairraiser claret laser beams



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