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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Explain plz
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: crusty tattoo

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: mischievous up-to-no-good liquid oxygen



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: crusty tattoo

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: angry international law enforcement agency

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: 180 fantasy-prone institution filthpig



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Spectacular hairy legs set



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible indecent whorehouse

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Motley rough-skinned new version

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: angry international law enforcement agency

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Black Woman Place Of Business

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: passionate wrinkle becky



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed nursing home gaping

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: hairraiser crystalline center

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: pea-brained roommate

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine disrespectful volcanic crater



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: pea-brained roommate

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Curious seedy bbw station

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: multi-colored startled therapy



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: pea-brained roommate

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: aromatic brass locus persian

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Heady indian lodge



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Hideous diverse knife crackhouse

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: ivory shrine rigpig

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: pea-brained roommate

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: crusty tattoo

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: pea-brained roommate

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Heady indian lodge



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Hideous diverse knife crackhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: multi-colored startled therapy

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed nursing home gaping

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: pea-brained roommate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Insane school cafeteria

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Wonderful Dingle Berry Tanning Salon

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: crusty tattoo

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Metal thriller turdskin den



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged rigor

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: galvanic orchestra pit prole

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: crusty tattoo

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: cyan clown



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: racy lay

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Black Woman Place Of Business



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Piazza Old Irish Cottage



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: cocky twinkling stead

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Insane school cafeteria



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Author: crusty tattoo



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: passionate wrinkle becky



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