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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
lascivious home philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
pungent burgundy striped hyena
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
light excitant affirmative action
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
lascivious home philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Umber Lettuce
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
lascivious home philosopher-king
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Umber Lettuce
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
lascivious home philosopher-king
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Umber Lettuce
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
bateful crystalline black woman
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
light excitant affirmative action
  08/09/18
Dachshund
lascivious home philosopher-king
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
light excitant affirmative action
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Diverse Locus Idea He Suggested
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
lascivious home philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Same.
Hot racy roast beef rigor
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
big-titted appetizing meetinghouse
  08/09/18
...
Green Balding Forum
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Passionate Fighting Corner Chad
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
lascivious home philosopher-king
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Passionate Fighting Corner Chad
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Razzmatazz bearded party of the first part hall
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Overrated High-end Police Squad Location
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Green Balding Forum
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Talking parlor
  08/09/18
...
mauve awkward trailer park
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Exciting carmine dog poop
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Indigo rigpig deer antler
  08/09/18
...
mauve awkward trailer park
  08/09/18
Cr
Charismatic topaz pocket flask queen of the night
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Exciting carmine dog poop
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
gay alcoholic shrine wrinkle
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Hot racy roast beef rigor
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Sepia galvanic ape
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
wine pit digit ratio
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
free-loading state
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
splenetic sable bbw
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Chocolate Factory Reset Button Lodge
  08/09/18
Sick
lascivious home philosopher-king
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Godawful Cruel-hearted Preventive Strike Gunner
  08/09/18
...
swashbuckling selfie
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
floppy brunch
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
gay alcoholic shrine wrinkle
  08/09/18
...
Frisky Nudist Hunting Ground
  08/09/18
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soul-stirring faggotry
  08/09/18
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  03/15/25
...
Magical canary tank son of senegal
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Slippery poppy hairy legs
  08/09/18
...
Smoky Toilet Seat
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Exciting carmine dog poop
  08/09/18
interesting
soul-stirring faggotry
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
lascivious home philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
crimson bawdyhouse jewess
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Talking parlor
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Hateful provocative parlour
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: lascivious home philosopher-king

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: pungent burgundy striped hyena

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: light excitant affirmative action

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: lascivious home philosopher-king

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Umber Lettuce

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: lascivious home philosopher-king

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Umber Lettuce

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: lascivious home philosopher-king

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Umber Lettuce

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: bateful crystalline black woman

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: light excitant affirmative action

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: lascivious home philosopher-king

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: light excitant affirmative action

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Diverse Locus Idea He Suggested

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: lascivious home philosopher-king

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Hot racy roast beef rigor

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: big-titted appetizing meetinghouse

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Green Balding Forum



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Passionate Fighting Corner Chad

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: lascivious home philosopher-king

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Passionate Fighting Corner Chad

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bearded party of the first part hall

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Overrated High-end Police Squad Location

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Green Balding Forum

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Talking parlor

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: mauve awkward trailer park



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Exciting carmine dog poop

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Indigo rigpig deer antler

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: mauve awkward trailer park



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Charismatic topaz pocket flask queen of the night

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Exciting carmine dog poop

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: gay alcoholic shrine wrinkle

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Hot racy roast beef rigor

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Sepia galvanic ape

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: wine pit digit ratio

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: free-loading state

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: splenetic sable bbw

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Chocolate Factory Reset Button Lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: lascivious home philosopher-king

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Godawful Cruel-hearted Preventive Strike Gunner

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling selfie



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: floppy brunch

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: gay alcoholic shrine wrinkle

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Frisky Nudist Hunting Ground



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring faggotry



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Magical canary tank son of senegal



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Magical canary tank son of senegal



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Slippery poppy hairy legs

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Smoky Toilet Seat



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Exciting carmine dog poop

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring faggotry

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: lascivious home philosopher-king

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: crimson bawdyhouse jewess

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Talking parlor

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Hateful provocative parlour

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Ã#49446165)