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comical ticket booth wrinkle
  07/02/19
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comical ticket booth wrinkle
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
shimmering glittery point
  12/20/20
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awkward den
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Electric drab native
  08/21/19
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arrogant multi-billionaire
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
buck-toothed toaster dilemma
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Cracking set
  08/21/19
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Thriller fighting abode
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
yellow kitchen
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Electric drab native
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Cracking set
  08/21/19
emergency money
Electric drab native
  08/21/19
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wild ape
  09/01/19
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mahogany address
  03/06/20
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mahogany address
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Spruce theater stage
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
fragrant corner degenerate
  09/01/19
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wild ape
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
buck-toothed toaster dilemma
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Thriller fighting abode
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
stimulating gas station round eye
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Gold messiness hominid
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Lascivious alpha nursing home
  09/10/21
great thread
talented stage mad-dog skullcap
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  04/10/23
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awkward den
  04/10/23
i love men
talented stage mad-dog skullcap
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
fragrant corner degenerate
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
mint motley goyim bbw
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
comical ticket booth wrinkle
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: shimmering glittery point

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: awkward den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Electric drab native

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: arrogant multi-billionaire



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: buck-toothed toaster dilemma

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Cracking set

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Thriller fighting abode



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: yellow kitchen

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Electric drab native

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Cracking set

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Electric drab native

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: wild ape



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: mahogany address



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: mahogany address



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Spruce theater stage

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: fragrant corner degenerate

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: wild ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: buck-toothed toaster dilemma

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Thriller fighting abode

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: stimulating gas station round eye

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Gold messiness hominid

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Lascivious alpha nursing home

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: talented stage mad-dog skullcap

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: awkward den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: talented stage mad-dog skullcap

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: fragrant corner degenerate

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: mint motley goyim bbw

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: comical ticket booth wrinkle

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Ã#49264493)