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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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  03/06/20
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she’s been dead for over two years
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i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: Salmon Associate Hospital

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: diverse round eye parlour

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#39711718)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: soggy partner

the eternal coomer

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: translucent faggot firefighter center



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Offensive pit



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Sickened step-uncle's house



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Histrionic incel



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: turquoise flirting stead coffee pot



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Hideous Persian Chad



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Salmon Associate Hospital



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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
Author: Purple degenerate dilemma



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: insane provocative potus

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Arrogant Green Abode Fat Ankles



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: Offensive pit

she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: insane provocative potus

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Arrogant Green Abode Fat Ankles



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: 180 reading party



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: mentally impaired dull native candlestick maker

incredible foresight

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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: Scarlet beta range



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
Author: self-absorbed crackhouse water buffalo



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: hyperventilating umber boistinker cumskin



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: hyperventilating umber boistinker cumskin



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: pearly self-centered hissy fit

um

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: dun institution nowag



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: wine menage



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Stirring wrinkle digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#39711677)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: diverse round eye parlour

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Smoky forum people who are hurt

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41413079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: turquoise flirting stead coffee pot



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: territorial den

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41413097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: Stirring wrinkle digit ratio

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: odious mint theater stage fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Bateful laser beams

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41413109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: turquoise flirting stead coffee pot



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: Sapphire Startled Masturbator

High T move

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Pearl excitant cruise ship

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414399)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: Stimulating university antidepressant drug

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Ã#41414456)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: 180 reading party



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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