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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Jade toaster
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Jade toaster

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Wonderful haunted graveyard circlehead

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: curious theater goyim

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Mint deep striped hyena business firm

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Amber mediation office

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Aqua slippery mother chapel

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Jade toaster

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Dun friendly grandma state

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: curious theater goyim

upset

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Walnut telephone international law enforcement agency

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: charismatic space

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Jade toaster

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: lilac bbw

Did you cum

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Violet Fortuitous Meteor

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Lavender corner



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: jet stirring factory reset button parlour

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Glittery bearded masturbator affirmative action



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: tan aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Drunken haunting resort

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Jade toaster

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Confused know-it-all stage



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: maize psychic doctorate

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Insanely creepy harsh gas station

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: ivory field fat ankles

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Jade toaster

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Copper Passionate Gay Wizard Box Office

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Jade toaster

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: maize psychic doctorate

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling headpube

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Sable thriller dog poop

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Insanely creepy harsh gas station

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Jade toaster

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Bateful alpha



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: orchid lettuce



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Pearly Provocative Crotch

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Sick kitchen

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Jade toaster

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Sick kitchen

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Jade toaster

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Carnelian Ratface

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Fishy talented lay



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Sick kitchen



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling meetinghouse knife

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: tan aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Amber mediation office



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Carnelian Ratface

After a first date

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Milky razzmatazz hell



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Jade toaster

Painful yet true

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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: tan aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

Count to twenty

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Transparent National Security Agency



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: charismatic space



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: orchid lettuce



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Motley Chestnut Locus



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: impressive location reading party

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: mauve frozen nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Grizzly Shrine Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: angry brindle windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: turquoise menage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: tan aphrodisiac organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Shaky pontificating center

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Navy Pit Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: misunderstood gaping plaza

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Fishy talented lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Yapping Primrose Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: charismatic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Swollen orchestra pit

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: jet stirring factory reset button parlour

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Sick kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: tan aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: cream excitant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Fishy talented lay

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: mauve frozen nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Boyish bull headed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Grizzly Shrine Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: 180 self-absorbed stead

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: vengeful dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Olive Old Irish Cottage Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Erotic galvanic set roommate

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Jade toaster

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: cream excitant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Talking red market

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Amber mediation office

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Talking red market

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: hairraiser orange hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: electric spruce point

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia public bath

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Jade toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: crimson mental disorder

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: fragrant pearl station karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Clear Adventurous Rehab Cuckold

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: contagious dark feces

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Navy Pit Keepsake Machete

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: orchid lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Obsidian cracking stain

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: charismatic space

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Jade toaster

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: razzle senate rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: orchid lettuce

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: charismatic space

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Shaky pontificating center

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: impressive location reading party

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Amber mediation office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed useless brakes den

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: jet stirring factory reset button parlour

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: maize psychic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: mauve frozen nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Appetizing scourge upon the earth tattoo

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: orchid lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: adulterous territorial lodge death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Sick kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: crimson mental disorder

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Amber mediation office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: big immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Fishy talented lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: irradiated high-end quadroon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: tan aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed useless brakes den

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: tan aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Carnelian Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: impressive location reading party

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Milky razzmatazz hell

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Jade toaster

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Beady-eyed useless brakes den

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Milky razzmatazz hell

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: crimson mental disorder

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: contagious dark feces

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: orchid lettuce

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Walnut telephone international law enforcement agency

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Jade toaster

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: impressive location reading party

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Sepia School Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Bearded idea he suggested

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Jade toaster

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: impressive location reading party

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Copper Passionate Gay Wizard Box Office

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Jade toaster

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: demanding embarrassed to the bone brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: impressive location reading party

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: fragrant pearl station karate

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Lemon comical native trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: tan aphrodisiac organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Frisky Jap Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: electric spruce point

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: flickering green wrinkle mad-dog skullcap

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: tan aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: irradiated high-end quadroon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: turquoise menage

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Ã#49346693)