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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Razzle pungent space One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: supple amber jewess https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Razzle pungent space Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Abnormal garrison 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Razzle pungent space Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Violet misunderstood knife pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Milky station circlehead alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: cracking ungodly keepsake machete anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: supple amber jewess everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: cracking ungodly keepsake machete so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: supple amber jewess (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: cracking ungodly keepsake machete It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: supple amber jewess more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: opaque nursing home hominid 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: supple amber jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Startling walnut point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Violet misunderstood knife pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Milky station circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Boyish stubborn milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Lascivious henna goal in life den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Appetizing up-to-no-good business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Buff Frisky Stage Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: supple amber jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: supple amber jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Carnelian Resort Police Squad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: red histrionic public bath tattoo SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: maroon adventurous stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: insanely creepy talented main people pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: soggy cheese-eating toilet seat crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: At-the-ready round eye The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Burgundy razzle-dazzle piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Appetizing up-to-no-good business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Appetizing up-to-no-good business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Appetizing up-to-no-good business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Appetizing up-to-no-good business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Appetizing up-to-no-good business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Aphrodisiac smoky university blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Appetizing up-to-no-good business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Buff Frisky Stage Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Appetizing up-to-no-good business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Sable passionate mexican hospital Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Appetizing up-to-no-good business firm QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: startled glittery trailer park masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Beta chestnut corner hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: maroon adventurous stead (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Exciting House Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Exciting House Mad Cow Disease The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Milky station circlehead it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Beta chestnut corner hunting ground when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Milky station circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: maroon adventurous stead (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Ã#49213065) |