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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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hilarious milk
  02/28/23
Love these threads
cocky resort
  02/28/23
MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
hilarious milk
  02/28/23
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comical hideous fanboi wagecucks
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Sooty insecure ape
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cocky resort
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impressive stead mother
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Fear-inspiring Parlour
  09/27/23
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hilarious milk
  09/27/23
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indigo filthy love of her life
  11/26/23
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hilarious milk
  11/26/23
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Swashbuckling newt parlor
  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
maniacal honey-headed ceo black woman
  06/20/24
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butt cheeks
  09/07/25
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
Sooty insecure ape
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
hilarious milk
  02/28/23
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hilarious milk
  03/01/23
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hilarious milk
  11/27/23
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Beady-eyed burgundy boistinker
  06/20/24


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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: hilarious milk



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: cocky resort

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: hilarious milk

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: comical hideous fanboi wagecucks



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: Sooty insecure ape



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: cocky resort



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: impressive stead mother



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Parlour



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: hilarious milk



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: indigo filthy love of her life



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: hilarious milk



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling newt parlor

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: maniacal honey-headed ceo black woman

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: Sooty insecure ape

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: hilarious milk

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: hilarious milk



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: hilarious milk



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed burgundy boistinker



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