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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
boyish roast beef
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Yellow Trip School Cafeteria Hissy Fit
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
diverse ape library
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Yellow Trip School Cafeteria Hissy Fit
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
ocher gaped spot queen of the night
  09/22/23
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Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Yellow Trip School Cafeteria Hissy Fit
  09/22/23
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big-titted thirsty lay clown
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
irradiated dragon casino
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Pearl cuckoldry
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Outnumbered Nighttime Range Personal Credit Line
  09/22/23
Yes
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/22/23
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Swashbuckling bipolar nursing home
  09/22/23
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misunderstood locale
  09/22/23
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heady umber temple
  09/22/23
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big-titted thirsty lay clown
  09/23/23
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heady umber temple
  09/27/23
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Chest-beating stirring degenerate stage
  10/01/23
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aromatic sex offender
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
provocative whorehouse antidepressant drug
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
heady umber temple
  09/22/23
...
Maroon unhinged piazza generalized bond
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
rose party of the first part
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Brindle site
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Histrionic white selfie
  09/22/23
...
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Soggy self-absorbed box office
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
diverse ape library
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Soggy self-absorbed box office
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Histrionic white selfie
  09/27/23
...
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Well-lubricated Grizzly Pervert Business Firm
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Well-lubricated Grizzly Pervert Business Firm
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Well-lubricated Grizzly Pervert Business Firm
  09/27/23
lol 😂
arrogant exhilarant telephone field
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
cracking resort macaca
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
disturbing galvanic hall ceo
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
cracking resort macaca
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Razzle idiotic death wish
  09/27/23
Ungh
razzmatazz fluffy center tattoo
  10/01/23
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Razzle idiotic death wish
  10/02/23
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Talented Associate Fat Ankles
  10/01/23
Yes
Adventurous trust fund mediation
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Disrespectful dog poop
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: boyish roast beef

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Yellow Trip School Cafeteria Hissy Fit

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: diverse ape library

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Yellow Trip School Cafeteria Hissy Fit

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: ocher gaped spot queen of the night

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Yellow Trip School Cafeteria Hissy Fit

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: big-titted thirsty lay clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: irradiated dragon casino

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Pearl cuckoldry

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Outnumbered Nighttime Range Personal Credit Line

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bipolar nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: misunderstood locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: heady umber temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: big-titted thirsty lay clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: heady umber temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating stirring degenerate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: aromatic sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: provocative whorehouse antidepressant drug

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: heady umber temple

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Maroon unhinged piazza generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: rose party of the first part

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Brindle site

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Histrionic white selfie

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Soggy self-absorbed box office

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: diverse ape library

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Soggy self-absorbed box office

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic white selfie

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Grizzly Pervert Business Firm

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Grizzly Pervert Business Firm

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Grizzly Pervert Business Firm

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: arrogant exhilarant telephone field

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: cracking resort macaca

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: disturbing galvanic hall ceo

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: cracking resort macaca

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle idiotic death wish

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz fluffy center tattoo

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Razzle idiotic death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Talented Associate Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Adventurous trust fund mediation

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful dog poop

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Ã#49894111)