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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
khaki jewess
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
khaki jewess
  09/10/24
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diverse dilemma
  09/10/24
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diverse dilemma
  09/10/24
Same
rambunctious university famous landscape painting
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5000 shades of brown
  05/04/26
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diverse dilemma
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef
  09/10/24
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diverse dilemma
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef
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khaki jewess
  09/10/24
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Vermilion Hairy Legs Trailer Park
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Hairraiser Temple Macaca
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
khaki jewess
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
marvelous topaz stock car range
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Lascivious Skinny Woman Plaza
  09/10/24
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Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef
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diverse dilemma
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brindle idiot
  11/26/24
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Sooty background story
  10/07/24
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Sooty background story
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
disrespectful toaster sandwich
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
odious metal spot laser beams
  11/26/24
First day?
Silverstein and Fensterszaub LLP
  05/04/26
1800000
Cerebral Cerise Garrison Nibblets
  10/23/24
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oomox
  05/04/26
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bright provocative market
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
i gave my cousin head
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
peeface
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
oomox
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
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Silverstein and Fensterszaub LLP
  05/04/26
Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollar...
niggerstomper59
  05/04/26
Bangarang!
Silverstein and Fensterszaub LLP
  05/04/26
Goddamn!!
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: khaki jewess

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: khaki jewess

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: diverse dilemma



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: diverse dilemma



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: rambunctious university famous landscape painting

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: 5000 shades of brown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: diverse dilemma



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: diverse dilemma



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: khaki jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Vermilion Hairy Legs Trailer Park



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser Temple Macaca



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: khaki jewess

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: marvelous topaz stock car range

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Lascivious Skinny Woman Plaza

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: emerald hall boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: diverse dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: brindle idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: effete resort gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Sooty background story



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Sooty background story



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: disrespectful toaster sandwich

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Pearly Wonderful Stage French Chef

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: odious metal spot laser beams

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48382253)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Silverstein and Fensterszaub LLP

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863910)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Cerise Garrison Nibblets

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: bright provocative market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: peeface

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: oomox

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863770)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Silverstein and Fensterszaub LLP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863911)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollars tax free.

nyugg has been doing this for free for over a decade.

I think that tells us quite a lot about nyugg.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863897)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Silverstein and Fensterszaub LLP

Bangarang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863907)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Goddamn!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Ã#49863952)