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splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
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laughsome violent space wagecucks
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
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splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
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beady-eyed native mad cow disease
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"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
primrose tripping field dragon
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green forum clown
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Fishy house international law enforcement agency
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
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navy kitty piazza
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
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Effete messiness hell
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Umber bull headed orchestra pit azn
  09/18/24
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Fishy house international law enforcement agency
  09/18/24
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Bisexual point
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Rusted Disgusting Kitty Cat
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splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
seedy double fault ceo
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
seedy double fault ceo
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/18/24
another type of solution
seedy double fault ceo
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Turquoise pistol fanboi
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
canary filthy base masturbator
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Rusted Disgusting Kitty Cat
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Rusted Disgusting Kitty Cat
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Rusted Disgusting Kitty Cat
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Dull water buffalo gas station
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: laughsome violent space wagecucks



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: laughsome violent space wagecucks

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Milky sex offender

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Gaped Scarlet Chad



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated new version casino



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: irradiated theatre associate



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed native mad cow disease



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: primrose tripping field dragon

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: green forum clown



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Fishy house international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Effete messiness hell

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: navy kitty piazza



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Diverse stage voyeur

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Effete messiness hell



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Umber bull headed orchestra pit azn

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Fishy house international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Bisexual point



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Rusted Disgusting Kitty Cat

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: seedy double fault ceo

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: seedy double fault ceo

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: seedy double fault ceo

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Turquoise pistol fanboi

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: canary filthy base masturbator

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Rusted Disgusting Kitty Cat

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Rusted Disgusting Kitty Cat

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Rusted Disgusting Kitty Cat

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo gas station

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Ã#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Rusted Disgusting Kitty Cat



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: splenetic sticky friendly grandma place of business



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