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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Narrow-minded Odious Forum
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
razzmatazz dopamine parlor
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
sooty glittery chad
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
sooty glittery chad
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
sooty glittery chad
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
sooty glittery chad
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
sooty glittery chad
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
adventurous disturbing meetinghouse striped hyena
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
adventurous disturbing meetinghouse striped hyena
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Fishy spectacular kitty
  04/08/25
that's rude
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
...
Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Marvelous cobalt locus
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
sooty glittery chad
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Boyish Brunch
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
...
Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams
  04/08/25
...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams
  04/09/25
...
Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
honey-headed duck-like range faggot firefighter
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Motley amber becky box office
  04/09/25
Ty
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/09/25
...
misanthropic silver new version associate
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
galvanic marketing idea
  04/09/25
...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
sapphire fragrant address trust fund
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
razzle-dazzle abnormal whorehouse
  05/02/25
...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  05/12/25
...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Motley amber becky box office
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
adventurous disturbing meetinghouse striped hyena
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
adventurous disturbing meetinghouse striped hyena
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Sickened station
  06/03/25
...
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  06/26/25
OP?
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
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Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  07/09/25
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Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  07/31/25
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Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Sickened station
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Odious Forum

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz dopamine parlor

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: sooty glittery chad

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: sooty glittery chad

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: sooty glittery chad

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: sooty glittery chad

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: sooty glittery chad

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: adventurous disturbing meetinghouse striped hyena

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: adventurous disturbing meetinghouse striped hyena

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Fishy spectacular kitty

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Marvelous cobalt locus

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: sooty glittery chad

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Boyish Brunch

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Tanning Salon Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: honey-headed duck-like range faggot firefighter

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Motley amber becky box office

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: misanthropic silver new version associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: galvanic marketing idea

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: sapphire fragrant address trust fund

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abnormal whorehouse

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Motley amber becky box office

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: adventurous disturbing meetinghouse striped hyena

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: adventurous disturbing meetinghouse striped hyena

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Sickened station

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Vigorous house-broken dysfunction bawdyhouse

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Sickened station

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Ã#49331552)