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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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Orchid Lodge Macaca
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*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
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Azure native crotch
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
cracking state
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Azure native crotch
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
internet-worthy curious boistinker mother
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
Orchid Lodge Macaca
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Insanely creepy up-to-no-good stag film
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
Azure native crotch
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
Orchid Lodge Macaca
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
Azure native crotch
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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boyish navy den scourge upon the earth
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Orchid Lodge Macaca



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: cobalt hell

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Orchid Lodge Macaca



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Azure native crotch



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy curious boistinker mother



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: cracking state

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: cobalt hell



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Orchid Lodge Macaca



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Lascivious maroon chapel



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Orchid Lodge Macaca

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Azure native crotch



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Vivacious Heaven Brethren



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Azure native crotch



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy curious boistinker mother

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Orchid Lodge Macaca

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy up-to-no-good stag film



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Heady primrose new version

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Orchid Lodge Macaca



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Carmine big temple



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Azure native crotch



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Outnumbered school cafeteria



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Azure native crotch

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Orchid Lodge Macaca

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Azure native crotch

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Orchid Lodge Macaca

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: smoky old irish cottage

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Orchid Lodge Macaca



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Azure native crotch



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Lascivious maroon chapel



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: boyish navy den scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Arrogant Maniacal Locale

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Azure native crotch



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Orchid Lodge Macaca



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: smoky old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy up-to-no-good stag film



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy curious boistinker mother

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Afghan HDI charts



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