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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Chest-beating godawful meetinghouse pozpig
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Chest-beating godawful meetinghouse pozpig
  10/17/25
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Chrome hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
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brilliant set
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Lime Effete Whorehouse
  10/17/25
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Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/17/25
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galvanic juggernaut
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Bateful Spot
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Lime Effete Whorehouse
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Lime Effete Whorehouse
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
floppy sinister regret ceo
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
salmon university new version
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Canary gay wizard reading party
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Canary gay wizard reading party
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Greedy Domesticated School Cafeteria
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Canary gay wizard reading party
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
cracking senate partner
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
adventurous lodge
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/17/25
...
Stimulating Blathering Locale
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Greedy Domesticated School Cafeteria
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Chrome hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
cobalt contagious cuckoldry
  10/17/25
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Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/17/25
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Stimulating Blathering Locale
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Chrome hunting ground multi-billionaire
  10/17/25
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galvanic juggernaut
  10/17/25
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cheese-eating library black woman
  10/18/25
lol
Vermilion address nibblets
  10/18/25
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curious beta national coffee pot
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
idiotic tank
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
idiotic tank
  10/17/25
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Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/17/25
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brilliant set
  10/18/25
:(
multi-colored community account foreskin
  10/17/25
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judgmental twinkling electric furnace
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Out-of-control bronze mediation
  10/18/25
...
Zombie-like crackhouse clown
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Bateful Spot
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
awkward death wish selfie
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Stirring double fault legend
  10/18/25
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judgmental twinkling electric furnace
  10/18/25
...
Lime Effete Whorehouse
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
awkward death wish selfie
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Lime Effete Whorehouse
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Insecure concupiscible stage
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
motley kitchen digit ratio
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Crusty Heaven
  10/18/25
...
floppy sinister regret ceo
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
idiotic tank
  10/18/25
...
Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Chest-beating godawful meetinghouse pozpig

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating godawful meetinghouse pozpig

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Chrome hunting ground multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: brilliant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Lime Effete Whorehouse

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: galvanic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Bateful Spot

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Lime Effete Whorehouse

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Lime Effete Whorehouse

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: floppy sinister regret ceo

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: salmon university new version

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Canary gay wizard reading party

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Canary gay wizard reading party

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Greedy Domesticated School Cafeteria

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Canary gay wizard reading party

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: cracking senate partner

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: adventurous lodge

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Blathering Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Greedy Domesticated School Cafeteria

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Chrome hunting ground multi-billionaire

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cobalt contagious cuckoldry

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Blathering Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Chrome hunting ground multi-billionaire

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: galvanic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating library black woman



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Vermilion address nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: curious beta national coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: idiotic tank

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: idiotic tank

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: brilliant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: multi-colored community account foreskin

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: judgmental twinkling electric furnace



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Out-of-control bronze mediation

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like crackhouse clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Bateful Spot

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: awkward death wish selfie

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Stirring double fault legend

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: judgmental twinkling electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Lime Effete Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: awkward death wish selfie

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Lime Effete Whorehouse

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Insecure concupiscible stage

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: motley kitchen digit ratio

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Crusty Heaven

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: floppy sinister regret ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: idiotic tank

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Half-breed Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359746)