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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
beta dilemma sex offender
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
beta dilemma sex offender
  10/17/25
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cracking onyx idea he suggested piazza
  10/17/25
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amber vigorous clown preventive strike
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Cyan Insecure Double Fault
  10/17/25
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bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/17/25
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rough-skinned hairraiser legend church building
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
sexy toilet seat
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Cyan Insecure Double Fault
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Cyan Insecure Double Fault
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Ruddy soggy stag film
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Harsh henna shitlib
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
razzle ticket booth regret
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
razzle ticket booth regret
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Brindle Orchestra Pit
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
razzle ticket booth regret
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Erotic wrinkle
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
concupiscible dog poop garrison
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/17/25
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kink-friendly cuckoldry crackhouse
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Brindle Orchestra Pit
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
cracking onyx idea he suggested piazza
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Motley ruby menage
  10/17/25
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bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/17/25
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kink-friendly cuckoldry crackhouse
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
cracking onyx idea he suggested piazza
  10/17/25
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rough-skinned hairraiser legend church building
  10/17/25
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heady giraffe
  10/18/25
lol
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  10/18/25
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Multi-colored ivory old irish cottage
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
chestnut boltzmann
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
chestnut boltzmann
  10/17/25
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bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/17/25
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amber vigorous clown preventive strike
  10/18/25
:(
Galvanic bat-shit-crazy corn cake travel guidebook
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Aggressive Cuckold
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Submissive Mint Stain Messiness
  10/18/25
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supple sickened potus
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
sexy toilet seat
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Bateful know-it-all ladyboy
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Charismatic shrine
  10/18/25
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Aggressive Cuckold
  10/18/25
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Cyan Insecure Double Fault
  10/18/25
no homo at all
bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Bateful know-it-all ladyboy
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Cyan Insecure Double Fault
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Primrose Massive Hospital Mexican
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
canary laughsome den
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
nofapping theater ape
  10/18/25
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Ruddy soggy stag film
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
chestnut boltzmann
  10/18/25
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bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: beta dilemma sex offender

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: beta dilemma sex offender

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cracking onyx idea he suggested piazza



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: amber vigorous clown preventive strike



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Cyan Insecure Double Fault

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned hairraiser legend church building



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: sexy toilet seat

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Cyan Insecure Double Fault

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Cyan Insecure Double Fault

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Ruddy soggy stag film

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Harsh henna shitlib

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth regret

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth regret

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Brindle Orchestra Pit

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth regret

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Erotic wrinkle

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: concupiscible dog poop garrison

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly cuckoldry crackhouse



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Brindle Orchestra Pit

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: cracking onyx idea he suggested piazza

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Motley ruby menage

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: kink-friendly cuckoldry crackhouse



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: cracking onyx idea he suggested piazza

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned hairraiser legend church building



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: heady giraffe



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: aromatic gay wizard lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored ivory old irish cottage



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: chestnut boltzmann

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: chestnut boltzmann

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: amber vigorous clown preventive strike



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Galvanic bat-shit-crazy corn cake travel guidebook

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Aggressive Cuckold



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Submissive Mint Stain Messiness

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: supple sickened potus



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: sexy toilet seat

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bateful know-it-all ladyboy

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Charismatic shrine

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Aggressive Cuckold



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Cyan Insecure Double Fault



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bateful know-it-all ladyboy

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Cyan Insecure Double Fault

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Primrose Massive Hospital Mexican

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: canary laughsome den

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: nofapping theater ape

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Ruddy soggy stag film



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: chestnut boltzmann

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2Ã#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly box office weed whacker



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