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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Cowardly Aphrodisiac Hospital
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Heady Fear-inspiring Abode
  11/29/25
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Crystalline Spectacular Menage
  11/29/25
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Heady Fear-inspiring Abode
  11/29/25
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Stimulating coiffed roast beef boiling water
  11/29/25
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Heady Fear-inspiring Abode
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
bearded address
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Cowardly Aphrodisiac Hospital
  11/29/25
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Crystalline Spectacular Menage
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
big mildly autistic boltzmann area
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Cowardly Aphrodisiac Hospital
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
big mildly autistic boltzmann area
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
alcoholic offensive goyim death wish
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Chocolate depressive
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
magenta provocative home
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Cowardly Aphrodisiac Hospital
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
brindle base
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
aggressive set
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
brindle base
  11/29/25
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big mildly autistic boltzmann area
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Vivacious Alpha
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
bearded address
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
gay toaster theatre
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
bearded address
  11/29/25
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self-absorbed locale
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
bat-shit-crazy casino jewess
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
ruddy property
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
big-titted 180 rehab
  12/04/25
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laughsome onyx codepig windowlicker
  12/04/25
Approved
stirring red electric furnace
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Crystalline Spectacular Menage
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Cowardly Aphrodisiac Hospital
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Cowardly Aphrodisiac Hospital

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Heady Fear-inspiring Abode

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Crystalline Spectacular Menage



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Heady Fear-inspiring Abode



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Stimulating coiffed roast beef boiling water



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Heady Fear-inspiring Abode



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: bearded address

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Cowardly Aphrodisiac Hospital

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Crystalline Spectacular Menage



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: big mildly autistic boltzmann area

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Cowardly Aphrodisiac Hospital

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: big mildly autistic boltzmann area

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: alcoholic offensive goyim death wish

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Chocolate depressive

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: magenta provocative home

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Cowardly Aphrodisiac Hospital

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: brindle base

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: aggressive set

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: brindle base

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: big mildly autistic boltzmann area



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Vivacious Alpha

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: bearded address

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: gay toaster theatre

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: bearded address

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed locale



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy casino jewess

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ruddy property

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: big-titted 180 rehab

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: laughsome onyx codepig windowlicker



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: stirring red electric furnace

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Crystalline Spectacular Menage

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cowardly Aphrodisiac Hospital

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Ã#49490766)