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I'm copping $31,489 a year just from SGOV/GSY Dividends

My budget is like $35k, im basically covering shit This i...
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
4% is pretty good
fluffy cerebral antidepressant drug
  01/03/26
SGOV is 4.20% and GSY is 4.61% saar when market tanks 15%...
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
4% is pretty good
fluffy cerebral antidepressant drug
  01/03/26
That's more then 4% nigga, can u even math? do u even percen...
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
Grats on the 4 percent
fluffy cerebral antidepressant drug
  01/03/26
it's 4.37% in total, thats moar than 4% faggotchod
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
4perc
fluffy cerebral antidepressant drug
  01/03/26
After taxes it’s like 0.00000001%
Multi-colored metal theater indirect expression
  01/03/26
i wont owe taxes, get a disability exemption for being turd
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
how much u have invested in that, my nigga?
Histrionic ungodly new version
  01/03/26
720,467 im only abt half equities now, may sell more. fee...
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
Check out JAAA, probably the best near cash equivalent.
curious poppy deer antler
  01/03/26
tank u saar, looks good maybe will move some SGOV to that to...
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
do u have a newsletter i want to learn to manage my portfoli...
canary stage
  01/03/26
sure: www.onlyfans.com/turdblowsurportfolio
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
I'm thinking of putting about 200k into CAG to catch appreci...
Exciting bat-shit-crazy corn cake meetinghouse
  01/03/26
Conagra Brands Inc? that shit has been on a straightline ...
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
lol, I'm running the wheel strategy on 100 shares of CAG for...
curious poppy deer antler
  01/03/26
Good idea. I'll sell puts at prices I like.
Exciting bat-shit-crazy corn cake meetinghouse
  01/03/26
i think i get like high 3s from my savings account bro
beady-eyed shimmering queen of the night immigrant
  01/03/26
behold the POWERGOY Savings Account
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
yes im a powergoy i keep like 15k in a savings account
beady-eyed shimmering queen of the night immigrant
  01/03/26
explain why GSY. why not dump everything in SGOV practically...
contagious resort organic girlfriend
  01/03/26
tbf the current spread for credit risk makes GSY not worth i...
curious poppy deer antler
  01/03/26
Also SGOV actually beat GSY over five years, lol: https:/...
curious poppy deer antler
  01/03/26
GSY gets .4% more div and it seems safe as furk nigga even i...
Bull headed step-uncle's house
  01/04/26
If bitcoin drops to 80k it would dwarf any returns from hold...
Lavender electric elastic band
  01/03/26
Does VUSXX make sense for a NY bro? Currently park my cash t...
irradiated pisswyrm menage
  01/03/26
SGOV performs the same as VUSXX. If you are considering JAA...
curious poppy deer antler
  01/03/26
Is SGOV a good place to hold cash? SGOV and similar (VMFX...
Unhinged bonkers garrison
  01/03/26


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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

My budget is like $35k, im basically covering shit

This is $86.27 a day FREE money for doing nothing, I can easily live nicely in Asia on that forever

And this is only with abt $720,467, half my NW, in these two ETF

If I went 100% then im making over 60k FREE money thats insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559306)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: fluffy cerebral antidepressant drug

4% is pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559318)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

SGOV is 4.20% and GSY is 4.61% saar

when market tanks 15% i will start buying stooks again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559428)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: fluffy cerebral antidepressant drug

4% is pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559451)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

That's more then 4% nigga, can u even math? do u even percents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559453)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: fluffy cerebral antidepressant drug

Grats on the 4 percent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559455)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

it's 4.37% in total, thats moar than 4% faggotchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559460)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: fluffy cerebral antidepressant drug

4perc

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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored metal theater indirect expression

After taxes it’s like 0.00000001%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559854)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

i wont owe taxes, get a disability exemption for being turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559862)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Histrionic ungodly new version

how much u have invested in that, my nigga?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559342)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

720,467

im only abt half equities now, may sell more. feels good will wait for jews to tank market then buy TQQQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559429)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: curious poppy deer antler

Check out JAAA, probably the best near cash equivalent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559865)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

tank u saar, looks good maybe will move some SGOV to that to cop extra 1%+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559940)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: canary stage

do u have a newsletter i want to learn to manage my portfolio for maximum safety and income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

sure:

www.onlyfans.com/turdblowsurportfolio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559945)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Exciting bat-shit-crazy corn cake meetinghouse

I'm thinking of putting about 200k into CAG to catch appreciation and an 8% dividend. I'm holding back because of inflation spikes again, CAG will probably plummet to $12 and cut the dividend. But it it falls into the 16s, I think I'll go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559911)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

Conagra Brands Inc?

that shit has been on a straightline down nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559950)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: curious poppy deer antler

lol, I'm running the wheel strategy on 100 shares of CAG for fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49560031)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Exciting bat-shit-crazy corn cake meetinghouse

Good idea. I'll sell puts at prices I like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49560384)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed shimmering queen of the night immigrant

i think i get like high 3s from my savings account bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559921)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

behold the POWERGOY Savings Account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559952)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed shimmering queen of the night immigrant

yes im a powergoy i keep like 15k in a savings account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49559959)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: contagious resort organic girlfriend

explain why GSY. why not dump everything in SGOV practically guaranteed 4.2? why GSY for a few k a year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49560086)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: curious poppy deer antler

tbf the current spread for credit risk makes GSY not worth it right now imho but that can change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49560113)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: curious poppy deer antler

Also SGOV actually beat GSY over five years, lol:

https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/JAAA/charting?axis=percentage&compare=JAAA%2CGSY%2CSGOV&interval=5Y&metric=totalReturn&series=line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49560120)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 1:15 AM
Author: Bull headed step-uncle's house

GSY gets .4% more div and it seems safe as furk nigga even if it had max drawdown like in 2020 its 4% and i just shift it into equities:

Risk Type SGOV (0-3 Month Treasury) GSY (Ultra-Short Duration)

Credit Risk Virtually Zero (Backed by the US Govt). Low to Moderate (Corporate debt).

Interest Rate Risk Near Zero (Resets every 90 days). Low (Average maturity is <1 year).

Liquidity Risk None (Treasuries are the most liquid asset). Low (But can widen during a panic).

Max Drawdown (Hist.) ~0.05% (Extremely stable). ~4.50% (Saw stress in 2020).

Yield (Risk Premium) Base Rate (~4.6% - 5.0%). Base Rate + ~0.50% "Risk Premium".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49560948)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Lavender electric elastic band

If bitcoin drops to 80k it would dwarf any returns from holding 4% cash. Let's hope this oil seizure by Trump doesn't cause a huge spike in bitvoin on monday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49560399)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: irradiated pisswyrm menage

Does VUSXX make sense for a NY bro? Currently park my cash there. Dropped down to 3.7ish recently but no state taxes. Too dumb to figure out if I should move my cash to SGOV or JAAA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49560526)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: curious poppy deer antler

SGOV performs the same as VUSXX. If you are considering JAAA, you need to figure out if credit spread for JAAA makes up for the state tax hit, I'm not an NYmo. I predict more rate cuts in 2026 and this will all become increasingly irrelevant. At some point you may want to consider ibonds even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49560543)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Unhinged bonkers garrison

Is SGOV a good place to hold cash?

SGOV and similar (VMFXX for one) are generally fine for parking cash. They are likely to result in a loss of real value over time, as they won't beat inflation. However, most of us tend to need someplace to park some cash.Dec 12, 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2Ã#49560574)