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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
histrionic giraffe
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
arousing round eye
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
arousing round eye
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
histrionic giraffe
  01/05/26
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histrionic giraffe
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
histrionic giraffe
  01/06/26
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Sinister Soul-stirring Police Squad
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
pearl locale
  01/06/26
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Thriller frozen depressive theater
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
outnumbered public bath laser beams
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Comical Gaped University Reading Party
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman
  01/06/26
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at-the-ready chestnut parlour gunner
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
outnumbered public bath laser beams
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Comical Gaped University Reading Party
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Comical Gaped University Reading Party
  01/06/26
Lmao
histrionic giraffe
  01/06/26
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Narrow-minded Orchestra Pit Clown
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
carmine razzle-dazzle cuckoldry hell
  01/06/26
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arousing round eye
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: histrionic giraffe

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: arousing round eye

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: arousing round eye

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: histrionic giraffe

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: histrionic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: histrionic giraffe

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Sinister Soul-stirring Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: pearl locale

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Thriller frozen depressive theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: outnumbered public bath laser beams

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Comical Gaped University Reading Party

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready chestnut parlour gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: outnumbered public bath laser beams

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Comical Gaped University Reading Party

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Violent Offensive Hominid Patrolman

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Comical Gaped University Reading Party

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: histrionic giraffe

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Orchestra Pit Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: carmine razzle-dazzle cuckoldry hell

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: arousing round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Ã#49566761)