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Cole Tomas Allen Engineering Cal Tech 2013 - 2017 Masters in CS 2025

ljl USA is crazy country https://x.com/KanekoaTheGreat/st...
alcoholic gold affirmative action
  04/26/26
oh wow a DEI nigger
Irradiated Lake Resort
  04/26/26
I noted this earlier. Caltech in 2017 with a bachelor&rs...
comical maniacal pozpig sandwich
  04/26/26
Still doesn’t really make sense, doesn’t scream ...
hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish
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There's a difference between readily hiring any URM no matte...
Talented Wagecucks Cumskin
  04/26/26
A guy like that could just fail upwards if he even bothered ...
hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish
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Well most assassins are logical people of upstanding repute ...
Buff base
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Non-responsive
hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish
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we need to sing the praises of assassins https://www.youtu...
Ultramarine Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
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hyperventilating topaz legend
  04/26/26
That's possible, but it's better if he fails in a certain wa...
Talented Wagecucks Cumskin
  04/26/26
There are so many Fake Jobs. You’ve only done one thin...
hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish
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hyperventilating topaz legend
  04/26/26
Yes, I wanted to mention this earlier. He'd have a much bett...
Talented Wagecucks Cumskin
  04/26/26
"Coder autists can be vicious, full of autistic rage, a...
Ultramarine Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
  04/26/26
While I'm sure there's overlap here, what makes coders espec...
Talented Wagecucks Cumskin
  04/26/26
The promise of AI
tantric ratface
  04/26/26
coders lack the pure malice of lawyers
Ultramarine Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
  04/26/26
Product Management, champ
hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish
  04/26/26
No, Product Management is too established as a Fake job. It ...
Talented Wagecucks Cumskin
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lascivious crusty state
  04/26/26
it screams schizophrenia. brief jobs he gets because of ...
citrine pea-brained pisswyrm
  04/26/26
he made a Game. a lot of Engineers are retarded and can't ma...
hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish
  04/26/26
this post by a Fox "journalist" claims he worked a...
comical maniacal pozpig sandwich
  04/26/26
anyone could make that game. lumping him, Crooks, and Robins...
citrine pea-brained pisswyrm
  04/26/26
the comparison with Uncle Ted is extremely emotionally distr...
comical maniacal pozpig sandwich
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I said highish
hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish
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Ivory Preventive Strike Rehab
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Here is Cole Allen as a senior at Caltech being interviewed ...
comical maniacal pozpig sandwich
  04/26/26
could the TTT MS be just to get more money for some job that...
umber up-to-no-good party of the first part
  04/26/26
afaik he's teaching part time at a private SAT prep mill
comical maniacal pozpig sandwich
  04/26/26
maybe he was trying to get a CA teaching credential?
umber up-to-no-good party of the first part
  04/26/26
He just wanted a second shot at OCI
Ivory Preventive Strike Rehab
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lascivious crusty state
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umber up-to-no-good party of the first part
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hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish
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big-titted racy orchestra pit jew
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the nigga father actually looks respectable for a nigga, lik...
alcoholic gold affirmative action
  04/26/26
im gay
Crimson corn cake property
  04/26/26
he's obviously intelligent. and seems essentially unharmed....
Burgundy galvanic newt
  04/26/26
All the kids in the family look like high IQ autistic nerds
Ivory Preventive Strike Rehab
  04/26/26
trump seems kind of enamored with him, talking about how fas...
Burgundy galvanic newt
  04/26/26
never study engineering engineers care more about being c...
insane chestnut cruise ship karate
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(lawyer)
Buff base
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Engineering, champ
hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish
  04/27/26


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Date: April 26th, 2026 4:02 AM
Author: alcoholic gold affirmative action

ljl USA is crazy country

https://x.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/2048231309118681180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843690)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 4:03 AM
Author: Irradiated Lake Resort

oh wow a DEI nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843691)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 4:11 AM
Author: comical maniacal pozpig sandwich

I noted this earlier.

Caltech in 2017 with a bachelor’s in mechanical engineering

--> part-time teacher since March 2020 at C2 Education ("a private company that helps students prepare for the SAT and ACT exams")

--> masters California State University Dominguez Hills in 2025

This screams that he got into Caltech by AA and barely got moved through also because of AA and then flamed out in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843696)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish

Still doesn’t really make sense, doesn’t scream anything. Companies would hire any man of color no matter how much he sucks at Engineering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843763)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Talented Wagecucks Cumskin

There's a difference between readily hiring any URM no matter how incompetent and retaining that employee. The AA boost might get you through school, but it doesn't guarantee employment. I've been in the tech industry for like 16 years now and have seen tons of URMs get hired but then see them being isolated and not contributing anything because they're incompetent; coworkers don't trust the quality of their work and occasionally become hostile toward the AA URM. Normally it'd get a white or Asian guy fired, but the URM just floats around in shame until quitting or getting extra special treatment but still failing and getting laid off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843778)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish

A guy like that could just fail upwards if he even bothered to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843781)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: Buff base

Well most assassins are logical people of upstanding repute in their community so it is dumbfounding isn't it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843784)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish

Non-responsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843788)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan

we need to sing the praises of assassins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmVjAMm1ryA&list=RDBmVjAMm1ryA&start_radio=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843789)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:57 AM
Author: hyperventilating topaz legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843799)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: Talented Wagecucks Cumskin

That's possible, but it's better if he fails in a certain way: demonstrating some minimum level of competence and/or being liked by management for some non-engineering reason but still failing. If he fails at basic, simple tasks, coworkers will start to complain about him. Even with all those complaints he can still fail upwards, but it's less likely.

The world is indeed a meritocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843790)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:57 AM
Author: hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish

There are so many Fake Jobs. You’ve only done one thing. You’re like “what about his Code?” He could be an operations manager doing PowerPoint slides for Amazon warehouse shit with no direct reports and no deliverables. Or he could segue into Product Management

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843797)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: hyperventilating topaz legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843800)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Talented Wagecucks Cumskin

Yes, I wanted to mention this earlier. He'd have a much better shot at failing upwards in a non-tech Fake job because that just involves being present at meetings and putting together semi-comprehensible PowerPoint slides. Coder autists can be vicious, full of autistic rage, and will usually tear each other down, which makes him becoming a Senior Director of Software Engineering harder than Senior Director of Product Excellence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843807)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan

"Coder autists can be vicious, full of autistic rage, and will usually tear each other down"

(accurate description of law firm culture, actually)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843812)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: Talented Wagecucks Cumskin

While I'm sure there's overlap here, what makes coders especially revolting is their complete lack of social skills, emotional intelligence, etc. At least a lawyer will say Thank. A coder autist will sit there in awkward silence in every 1:1 or share an angry autistic screed with the company that gets no response. I like to say that if the tech industry didn't exist, coders would be living off of disability benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843830)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: tantric ratface

The promise of AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843847)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan

coders lack the pure malice of lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844011)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 8:09 AM
Author: hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish

Product Management, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843813)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: Talented Wagecucks Cumskin

No, Product Management is too established as a Fake job. It needs to be something more Fake-sounding like Product Excellence, Customer Quality, Engagement, Delivery, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843822)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: lascivious crusty state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844069)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: citrine pea-brained pisswyrm

it screams schizophrenia.

brief jobs he gets because of AA, but the employers quickly realize they can't handle him.

sits around his parents house occasionally teaching science classes to 11 year olds over the internet while medicated and making terrible hallucinatory video games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843954)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish

he made a Game. a lot of Engineers are retarded and can't make Games. most people at Ubisoft can't make Games.

imho he's another one of these high or highish IQ killers like Crooks, Robinson, Ted K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843955)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: comical maniacal pozpig sandwich

this post by a Fox "journalist" claims he worked at the NASA Jet Propulsion Lab, which is pretty elite:

https://x.com/AsraNomani/status/2048357037201887483?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843958)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: citrine pea-brained pisswyrm

anyone could make that game. lumping him, Crooks, and Robinson in with Uncle Ted is an insult.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843959)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: comical maniacal pozpig sandwich

the comparison with Uncle Ted is extremely emotionally distressing, Uncle Ted probably had 60 IQ points on this weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843961)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish

I said highish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843993)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Ivory Preventive Strike Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844070)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: comical maniacal pozpig sandwich

Here is Cole Allen as a senior at Caltech being interviewed for some TV show about creating brakes for wheelchairs

https://x.com/AsraNomani/status/2048352789076549737

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49843956)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: umber up-to-no-good party of the first part

could the TTT MS be just to get more money for some job that requires a masters, and it was the cheapest/easiest credential possible?

afaik, in public schools, there are strict pay charts, and teachers get paid more if they have a masters. makes sense to get the cheapest/easiest/ttt-est masters possible just to get more money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844033)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: comical maniacal pozpig sandwich

afaik he's teaching part time at a private SAT prep mill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844040)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: umber up-to-no-good party of the first part

maybe he was trying to get a CA teaching credential?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844062)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Ivory Preventive Strike Rehab

He just wanted a second shot at OCI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844072)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: lascivious crusty state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844088)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: umber up-to-no-good party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844664)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844702)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: big-titted racy orchestra pit jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49845616)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: alcoholic gold affirmative action

the nigga father actually looks respectable for a nigga, like he tried to raise decent kids but the entire thing is lolzy cause wtf is this nigga birdshit family.

https://x.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/2048434587999846789/photo/1

prob not even a nigga issue, really just goes to how deeply furkedup the USA is, hwo these furkers at elite univs get indoctrinated into shit and how easy it is to get a gun. ditto with the HANDSOME healthcare CEO shooter faggot

USA is furked, ljl at living there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49844695)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: Crimson corn cake property

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49845468)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Burgundy galvanic newt

he's obviously intelligent. and seems essentially unharmed. he will be the new uncle ted in prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49845472)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Ivory Preventive Strike Rehab

All the kids in the family look like high IQ autistic nerds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49845474)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Burgundy galvanic newt

trump seems kind of enamored with him, talking about how fast he was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49845477)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: insane chestnut cruise ship karate

never study engineering

engineers care more about being correct than having fulfilment in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49845483)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 6:19 AM
Author: Buff base

(lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49845939)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 6:57 AM
Author: nudist ticket booth candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49845966)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 7:05 AM
Author: hilarious fiercely-loyal church building death wish

Engineering, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860633&forum_id=2Ã#49845968)