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OH GOD, OH-
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buck-toothed fluffy volcanic crater sanctuary
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LJL @ poors
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transparent talented voyeur cruise ship
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MFCR alert
primrose famous landscape painting karate
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Prole tell!
Abnormal mental disorder jewess
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cobalt galvanic abode tank
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Jade Market Hissy Fit
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blue point striped hyena
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Abnormal mental disorder jewess
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emergency money
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You’re poor
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House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
blathering internet-worthy corner
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know-it-all narrow-minded gaming laptop clown
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
primrose famous landscape painting karate
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As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel
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How poor are you fuckers?
cobalt galvanic abode tank
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Charcoal Splenetic Police Squad Principal's Office
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel
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I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
thriller idiotic resort macaca
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House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
Deranged domesticated garrison
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great thread
Sooty painfully honest field
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buck-toothed fluffy volcanic crater sanctuary
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i love men
Sooty painfully honest field
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House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel
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How are you this poor
blathering internet-worthy corner
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https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
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Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
concupiscible hairless university partner
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: emerald magical background story

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: buck-toothed fluffy volcanic crater sanctuary



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: blue point striped hyena

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: transparent talented voyeur cruise ship



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: primrose famous landscape painting karate

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Abnormal mental disorder jewess

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: cobalt galvanic abode tank



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Jade Market Hissy Fit

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: blue point striped hyena

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Abnormal mental disorder jewess

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: blue point striped hyena

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: know-it-all narrow-minded gaming laptop clown



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: milky fiercely-loyal tanning salon



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: milky fiercely-loyal tanning salon



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

hehe

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Glittery embarrassed to the bone digit ratio

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: blathering internet-worthy corner

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: know-it-all narrow-minded gaming laptop clown



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: primrose famous landscape painting karate

I just got one of these too FML

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: cobalt galvanic abode tank

How poor are you fuckers?

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Charcoal Splenetic Police Squad Principal's Office

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: thriller idiotic resort macaca

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Deranged domesticated garrison

I have like $40k in mine ljl

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Sooty painfully honest field

great thread

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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed fluffy volcanic crater sanctuary



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Sooty painfully honest field

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: blathering internet-worthy corner

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: concupiscible hairless university partner

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: House-broken up-to-no-good puppy chapel

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#49264493)