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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat
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Sugar Ray*
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On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
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Fuck off dude
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this is an eerily accurate description of my life
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Why does it hurt so bad man
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
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CR joke is on this fgt
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: chartreuse mediation weed whacker

Sugar Ray*

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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в�â#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: irradiated theater stage

She never responds

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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Sinister low-t native

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в�â#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: fantasy-prone high-end corner



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: fantasy-prone high-end corner



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: erotic organic girlfriend



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: yapping sickened locale turdskin

Fuck off dude

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Peach beady-eyed institution chad

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: yapping sickened locale turdskin

Why does it hurt so bad man

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Peach beady-eyed institution chad

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Slate Toilet Seat



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Stirring flirting location hairy legs



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: sick heady ratface stage



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Pearly State



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Impertinent Nowag

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в�â#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в�â#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: nudist center gaping

Promising

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Citrine persian toaster

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в�â#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Pearly State

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в�â#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Citrine persian toaster



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: rebellious place of business tank



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: territorial parlour



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: sick heady ratface stage



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Pearly State



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: crawly wild son of senegal sanctuary



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Impertinent Nowag



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: Lemon Bbw



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: fantasy-prone high-end corner



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: frisky temple



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: violent hilarious gunner hell

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в�â#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в�â#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: fantasy-prone high-end corner



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2в�â#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: rebellious place of business tank

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Titillating fat ankles



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Slate Toilet Seat



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Titillating fat ankles



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: startling piazza personal credit line



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: At-the-ready newt



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Insanely creepy umber partner



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: gold alcoholic dilemma kitty cat



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: stimulating fluffy queen of the night



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Titillating fat ankles



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

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