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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Self-absorbed mustard temple
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I live like this now
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emerald boyish hunting ground rehab
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*in the next week
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libs maf!
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NM is back
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God I hope so
Cream sweet tailpipe
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His love is with us always, brother.
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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mrx sunburst
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Pics?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed mustard temple

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke mood people who are hurt

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Gay appetizing rigor sanctuary



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: ivory adventurous theater stage jewess

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Abnormal Community Account



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: indigo circlehead university



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded codepig theatre

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: curious ruddy giraffe

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: emerald boyish hunting ground rehab



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed mustard temple

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Cream sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Cerebral snowy base electric furnace

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Comical property genital piercing



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Walnut pistol



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Lascivious amber potus pit

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: emerald boyish hunting ground rehab

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: marvelous principal's office



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Cerebral snowy base electric furnace



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Supple library



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: curious ruddy giraffe



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Sienna Fantasy-prone Knife



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed station gunner

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Cream sweet tailpipe

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Self-absorbed mustard temple

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: emerald boyish hunting ground rehab

He poasted yesterday iirc

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: cyan electric lay



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Self-absorbed mustard temple



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: offensive passionate location



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive goal in life



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Rusted exciting institution



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mind-boggling Mediation Ticket Booth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Judgmental National



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water hospital



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Charismatic Hell



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: emerald boyish hunting ground rehab



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Cerebral snowy base electric furnace



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Supple library



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Supple library

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed station gunner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Diverse Kitchen

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed station gunner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: buff bawdyhouse sound barrier



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Rusted exciting institution



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Rusted exciting institution



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Motley cruise ship



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: house-broken business firm scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: thirsty autistic gaming laptop dog poop

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: emerald boyish hunting ground rehab

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Nighttime Titillating Ceo Orchestra Pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Diverse Kitchen

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: marvelous principal's office

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Self-absorbed mustard temple



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: emerald boyish hunting ground rehab



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed mustard temple



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