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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Mischievous razzle-dazzle sound barrier

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2в�â#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Nubile church building



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Underhanded ape pisswyrm

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Appetizing Plum Idea He Suggested

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Appetizing Plum Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling locale headpube

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling locale headpube

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: electric embarrassed to the bone ratface giraffe



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Motley jew

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Bateful Lay

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2в�â#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Vibrant angry nursing home toaster

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Razzmatazz Stage

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2в�â#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Bateful Lay

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2в�â#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: autistic turquoise black woman

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2в�â#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Nubile church building



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Fragrant puppy

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Heady Turdskin Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: David Justice tp



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
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